u/CrazyCatLady9777

Der Flair ist überspitzt, aber ich fühle mich langsam wie eine kaputte Schallplatte. Tochter ist 11 Monate und ich weiß nicht, wie oft ich diesen Satz noch sagen kann, bevor ich breche 😅 Kennt jemand gute Teller mit Saugnapf, die tatsächlich halten?

I went to a neurologist today and I realized this is the first time I've been to a doctor my age. Maybe even younger than me. He was rocking a mullet and a mustache. Kind of really hit it home that I'm getting older and not really getting anywhere in life. This guy has his own doctor's office, probably owns his home, and I'm still making barely above minimum wage.

Anyway, the good news is I don't have carpal tunnel. Bad news is I might have a herniated disc in my neck .

So as the title says, mom is turning 50 and my sister and I had the idea of gifting her coupons like we used to when we were kids. Except she won't be able to actually use any of them. Things like "Emptying the dishwasher" (she doesn't have a dishwasher) or "walking the dog" (no dog either). They can get progressively more wild further in. So what are your best ideas for 50 useless coupons?

A little while ago I read in the FAQ that you can get memberships as a reward for placing in (I think) the Top 50 of a ranked Leaderboard. I placed #17 in my regional 1v1 leaderboard, so I think I should have qualified for a reward. I didn't receive anything though and now there's nothing in the FAQ anymore either. Did they just sneakily remove the rewards?

If so, doing that just before the end of the season and with no announcement is quite the shitty move. I only played ranked to get that membership.