u/CryptoFinderrrr

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Stock parlays are better and more profitable than trading Options

Retail options trading is gambling dressed up as finance. Stock parlays are gambling that admits what it is. The parlay is the better product.

When you buy a weekly call on a meme stock you are making a directional bet, a volatility bet, and a timing bet, with a payoff structure designed to bleed you even when you are right. You pay a premium that decays daily. You cross wide spreads. You are trading against firms that price these things to fractions of a penny while you eyeball it.

A parlay is just yes or no. Does this stock do this thing by this date. The math is transparent, the risk is capped at what you put in, the payoff is fixed. Sportsbooks have offered this structure for a century and nobody pretends it's anything other than what it is.

The reason this opinion is unpopular is cultural. Options have a respectable veneer because Wall Street uses them. Parlays sound like a casino product. But for someone putting $50 on a directional view, the parlay is the better deal and the options trader is the one being conned.

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 3 days ago
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May 18th - Play of the Day

We're probably going to be bearish until the end of the day. Putting these three names in a basket and calling it on the unders.

u/CryptoFinderrrr — 3 days ago

Parlay Stocks to the Moon (Day 2, +4K, 100K goal)

We all know about the Air Force one which had 16 CEOs to meet in China.

When the news dropped, the first thing I did was research all members flying on the plane, and put their stocks in a parlay that expired today (May 13th).

It was quite obvious that the Air Force one was first stopping to China. But the final destination was the moon.

+4.1K in total. Follow along the journey.

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 8 days ago

Parlay Stocks To Crash

It's confirmed we are in a bubble. There is no going back. Will just be hedging my portfolio every day with 0DTE stock parlays.

I will choose a basket 4-6 leg parlays on tech/semiconductor stocks every day, and put them into a basket for the under X and place $1,000.

If there is a crash, then the payout is larger.

Fuck puts. This is the only way to survive. Follow along for the journey.

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 9 days ago

Parlay on a Crash

It's confirmed we are in a bubble. There is no going back. Will just be hedging my portfolio every day with 0DTE stock parlays.

I will choose a basket 4-6 leg parlays on tech/semiconductor stocks every day, and put them into a basket for the under X and place $1,000.

If there is a crash, then the payout is larger.

Fuck puts. This is the only way to survive. Follow along for the journey.

https://preview.redd.it/2lixujquhq0h1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ac29ba3d24cd4a9aba91e0bb92e97eb34af510a

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 9 days ago

Daily 0DTE Hedge Parlays

It's confirmed we are in a bubble. There is no going back. Will just be hedging my portfolio every day with 0DTE stock parlays.

I will choose a basket 4-6 leg parlays on tech/semiconductor stocks every day, and put them into a basket for the under X and place $1,000.

If there is a crash, then the payout is larger.

Fuck puts. This is the only way to survive.

https://preview.redd.it/g3r1d1wb7q0h1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6cc6ebd4eb52eedb1711e908107cc038a3d5707

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 9 days ago

Regards, I have cooked the Holy Trinity Parlay.

PLTR Over $150.50 (+295): Karp goes on CNBC, says something weird, stock pumps. Same playbook every time.

GME Over $26.00 (+350): RC tweeted a chair last week. Don't overthink it.

HOOD Over $79.50 (+450): they make money every time you check the app to look at your losses. Closes green.

$45 -> $700+.

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u/CryptoFinderrrr — 17 days ago