Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again

The market will never go down again. Seriously. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s true: the market will literally never go down.

“Stonks only go up” isn’t a meme anymore — it’s a law, like gravity… but reversed, with money.

Here’s why.

The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Interest payments are about to surpass GDP. The only way to cover these interest payments is to print enough money.

This will trigger hyperinflation. But if you own stocks like PLTR or TESLA, no worries — they’ll inflate proportionally. At this point, it’s mathematically impossible for stocks to go down. If they did, the entire global economy would collapse.

That’s why any “crash” recovers within half a trading day. The stock market cannot go down.

This isn’t speculation or wishful thinking — it’s the new reality. This is the law of the land.

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u/Cute_Top_5854 — 22 days ago

April is done. Scrolling through the P&L calendar, it’s basically all green

Honestly, I just got lucky. Market trended my way, a few positions ran harder than expected, and I actually stuck to the plan instead of forcing trades. Not claiming I cracked the code—sometimes you just catch a good wave and don’t mess it up. Took profits when I should’ve, cut the loser fast, and kept my head down.

Please don't send me private messages. I just got lucky—I don't have any special strategies or stock-picking methods.

u/Cute_Top_5854 — 1 month ago

I recently came into a windfall of about $1 million. I’d rather not get into the details of how it happened, but it wasn’t anything glamorous — it came out of a long and difficult situation.

Right now my main priority is simply not making any major mistakes with the money.

My current situation:

No debt

Stable lifestyle and not planning to drastically change it

The only major purchase I’m considering is a car around ~$80k

My initial thought is to keep things relatively simple. Instead of trying to get fancy with strategies or trading, I’m considering putting about 50% into broad market ETFs and 50% into established blue-chip companies.

The idea would be something like:

50% in diversified ETFs (broad market/global exposure)

50% in large, stable blue-chip companies with strong fundamentals

Then basically continue living the way I already do now — just with the peace of mind that I have long-term financial security and flexibility.

I’m not really interested in trying to outsmart the market or constantly trading. I’d rather have something fairly straightforward that can grow over time while still being diversified.

That said, I realize this is a life-changing amount of money, and I don’t want to overlook something important or make rookie mistakes.

A few things I’ve been wondering:

Does a 50% ETF / 50% blue-chip stock allocation make sense for this size of a windfall?

Are there tax strategies or structures I should consider before investing a large amount like this?

For people who’ve been in similar situations — is there anything you regret not doing earlier?

I’d really appreciate any perspectives or potential blind spots I might be missing.

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u/Cute_Top_5854 — 1 month ago