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HSTikkyTokky’s cameraman beat up his bestfriend for making inappropriate comments towards a minor

u/Daendefs — 3 days ago
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A Standoff

SHERIFF: You got one more chance to turn yourself in.

OUTLAW: (spits) Not this time, sheriff.

SHERIFF: Then we duel. On the count of 3.

OUTLAW: HOLD IT! I'm innumerate.

SHERIFF: You're what?

OUTLAW: Innumerate. Means I don't know numbers. You said "count of 3." I don't know what 3 is.

SHERIFF: But...how do you pay for stuff?

OUTLAW: I don't. That's how I became an outlaw.

SHERIFF: Wow. Grew up poor?

OUTLAW: Yup.

SHERIFF: That's a shame. We need better schools.

OUTLAW: I'm just glad you're giving me "one more chance to turn myself in. One sounds like a big number."

SHERIFF: You look so young. What year were you born?

OUTLAW: Funny story, I don't know that number either! They laugh.

OUTLAW: Why?

The sheriff shoots the outlaw between his eyes.

SHERIFF: For your gravestone, bitch.

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u/Daendefs — 5 days ago
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TIL that in ice hockey there is a regulated brawl after which both players will receive 5 minutes penalty

u/Daendefs — 14 days ago