90% of players are incredibly bad.
Played a good chunk tonight and my god are people getting dumber? Ive probs seen allmost everything imaginable under the full moon but here are some highlights:
-People that sit the whole game on the phone thinking "they are helping". Meanwhile Michael is on his 4th kill and no exits are open. They probs aswell get killed with the context kill with sayd phone.
-"Bike trolls": dumbasses that drive in circles doing absolutely nothing. Meanwhile Michael just reached bloodthirst 3. Usually gets ignored or insta killed due to blackout. Regardless a deadweight.
-The headless chicken with bolt cutters: runs all over the map except where exits can spawn thus throwing the match. That or he decides to make phone calls.
-The conga line idiots: "special" people that think its a brilliant idea to go for a walk with pied piper and 3 special targets. You might aswell scream "YOUR DINNER IS READY COME AND GET IT!"
-Eric... enough sayd.
-The "competetive pvp player": some idiot who picked bob and managed to down michael and then gets his ass whopped after he got up. Usually respawns as cop aswell which has the exact same outcome.
-Larpers: dumbasses that do random shit while not helping at all. In the name of "fun" they sabotage your game. Since they give 0 fucks about your time investment you should do the same and look for a new lobby.
-Alexis players who think its a good idea to challenge michael just to get 2 tapped and send to the minigame screen.
Since i got used to the SBMM matchmaking from other games its baffling to see just how many bad players are out there. Its no wonder that a mediocore michael player can dominate if the people he is playing against barely can hold a controller in their hands.