u/DarkSide830

Ever since I became Pickelle, everyone wants to use my likeness in their advertising. My face has been on TV, billboards, blimps, and on the side of cars and trucks. I think I even had a cameo in Ladyspider: Far From Dough. Turns out I should have become a pickle a while ago!

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What Kris? Payment? No silly, they're paying me in exposure - I agreed to getting a shoutout on my blog for each deal! I think that's a pretty good deal; I've gotten 12 new followers in the past month alone!

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Oh, Berdly's been negotiating these deals for me. He told me the shoutouts were a great deal.

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Kris, no, I don't need a lawyer [why do you seem to know so many lawyers anyway?], and I'm not really sure what him having the new smart glasses and a new Steamdeck has to do with anything. Anyway, I gotta go, I have to shoot a few scenes for *Flick and Monty*.

Inspired by a very silly idea based off of u/ilikeitchyballzdude1's Pickelle post.

Great for him and the sport of course, just wonder why it feels like we can't have nice things.

No, I refuse to believe there's a bird that lives near the lake called a "kill deer". Do you realize just how absurd that sounds?

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No, I refuse to believe you saw one "eating my distant cousin Rory" last week. Cheddars above, where would you get an idea like that from Kris?

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You know, this reminds me of the time you told me the San Diego Famous Chicken lived in the woods outside of town, but when we went to look for it it was just your brother dressed in a chicken costume who then jumped out and scared me so bad I wouldn't even LOOK at a bird for a month. Poor Asriel felt so bad he spent nearly the whole next week at the church to atone for his "fowl deeds". I really wanted to meet that chicken too...

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Oh, it's behind me? Faha Kris, like I'm falling for that one...

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HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS! [she runs off screaming]

My football is in grave danger, what do I do?

Was he stupid?