u/Darth_Phantos

So basically, when I was a kid, my dad was killed by his brother. Now, I return back to my roots in order to reclaim my rightful place in society. I’ve dealt with shady people, killed many, but it’s all worth it to rule the most powerful nation on the planet, right?

I came to my cousin to challenge him to a battle to the death for the throne. Obviously, I won. He didn’t yield, but the fall he took definitely killed him. There’s no doubt in my mind about that.

There’s some oppression towards me, ruling a country that never took me in. But it’s my throne. It’s my country. Am I really a jerk for wanting what is owed to me?

I’m the most successful businessman to ever live. I provide music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books and voting machines to everyone.

But the world is capable of change. I don’t want that. I want everything to be exactly where it should be. Does that actually make me a bad guy? Am I wrong for having my most loyal henchman use my new super weapon on his own parents? What do you guys think?

I learned from a sort of fortune teller that my life would come to an abrupt end because of a certain species. Or at least, an individual who walks among them. I led an attack against a village filled with these dangerous creatures and in doing so, wiped them all out. Every last one of them is gone.

The fortune teller repeated my demise. A warrior in the form of those monsters I wiped out. Surely, she must be lying. I killed them all. Every last one of them is gone. My parents were not to pleased regarding the extinction of those… things. It doesn’t ruffle my feathers too much that they were appalled by my actions, but I must know, am I the jerk in this situation? After all, I was simply ensuring I lived a long and happy life, as I eradicate a beloved fighting style and rule over all the land. What’s so wrong with that?

For context, I own a… unique hotel. And my brother, who became a ghost, forgot how he died. Upon his death, the hotel was given to me. But recently, some asshole snowglobe demon things attacked and one of them possessed one of my kids and tried to tell my brother how he died. Instead, I came out with it. He had killed himself when he was alive. He was hurt by it and I hate that I didn’t tell him sooner, but when is the right time to tell someone so happy about his afterlife that he killed himself in his actual life? I’m surprised the demon child living with us never brought it up.

Still, I feel bad about keeping it from him. Should I have told him sooner? Am I the jerk for not doing that?

Hi there! 😀 I (F) recently discovered a dangerous individual (M) who could do everybody’s job. The issue is, he can’t control 🎮 this ability of his and the guy we work for (15M) is considering getting rid of us 😱 and starting over with a new batch of workers. 😖

I simply want what is best for everybody. But to do that, I must exterminate him! 😵 AITJ for doing this? Surely not, right? I’m just curious. 🧐

(TV show) This society is corrupted by so-called “heroes” who only wish to reach celebrity status and bathe in their riches. They are not truly heroic. At least, not most of them. Only the number one hero is truly worthy. At least, that’s what I thought.

But last night, I fought this kid. He seemed worthy. Not as worthy as number one, but still, I sensed pure goodness in him. He was not led astray by riches and fame. So I wonder, are the people I deem unworthy really deserving of death?

I (53f) have psychic powers. With them, I tend to extract vital information from bad people, leaving them in a catatonic state. I feel no remorse. They deserved it for their crimes.

My now-ex boyfriend (6m) disagreed on how I get information that saves lives and when I tried to use my psychic powers to make him forget, he broke up with me.

Again, this information saves lives. And not just a couple lives. Countless lives. So what if the people withholding information are turned into vegetables. That’s their fault, not mine.

AITJ for what I’ve done?

It’s a bit like Be NPC or Die, but it’s a FFA battle royale. Basically, you’re in this arena with other players and you’ve got to kill them. The twist being that there are clones that damage you when you kill them. There’s also hats that give abilities and lasers that close the map. If anyone could help me find it again, I’d appreciate it. I can’t find it in my ‘Continue’ section.