
u/Dashover

My friend said getting a gun will make me feel safer
I’m not sure about his advice
But it’s worth a shot
Predict or react?
Do you wait for a break of this consolidation that commonly occurs after 11am-2:15 pm
And then position
Or do you position before the next move ?
My buddy said I hit bad shot on the golf course
I took offense to it
What’s the worst part of being a straight conjoined twin, when your brother is gay?
It’s your ass
My wife said for Father’s Day something about me getting head
Covers for my golf clubs
My 380 lb neighbor just bought a new bikini
She’s ahead of the curve
Who makes sure you pay your bill at the brothel?
It’s the on her system
What might be an option when your Chinese restaurant goes out of business?
Suey cide
Why did the Psychic cross the road?
To get to the other side
What’s the favorite motivational book for alcoholics?
The Power of Positive Drinking
What’s the name of the website that keeps you hot in cool weather
Only Fans
Ferrari Doppelgänger ideas
I see the Ferrari Mods on their new Luce ev and it seems easier to mod a hellcat…
Time to up my sand game
8 bags of that play sand from the Depot and a tarp below..
What’s the difference between a prostitute and an escort?
An escort is a popular Ford car.
Get your head out of the gutter.
I didn’t think I could do my puppet show at 8pm
It’s ok
My buddy pulled a few strings
I asked my brother how he likes living on an air craft carrier?
He said it’s nothing to write home about
I’m concerned about my wife’s Fidelity
So I opened a new account at Robinhood
AMD covered call repair
Yep
Sold some Sep $300 covered calls when it was like $210
A month or so ago…
Paid about $160…
Would you just roll to say Jan 2027 for a minor credit say $320
Or
Wait and add some $550 calls just in case this puppie rolls to $800 - insanity …?
Thx!