u/Dashover

40 % of them admitted to having sex over 12 times a month .

Some guy must be extremely busy

Can you ignore qualifying for real money accounts, and just use multiple prop accounts, and keep it going in that fashion? Successful for you?

I said doc, how long is this gonna take???

He said relax, shouldn’t be more than an hour ..

I said here, I’ll leave you my shorts ..

The sex is the same

But the dishes keep piling up

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be

A scratch golfer

This is an audience participation joke…

He said Joey why don’t you put on a blindfold and lube it up real good and then guess what I shove it up your $&@@“

Joey said that feels like a broomstick …

Now what about this …

And it’s that thing the Yankees would use?

A baseball bat?? answered someone from the audience quickly…

Oh you know the game ?!

I think he’s trying to drive a wedge between us

I see what they’re doing on the Yieldmax..etf’s

No protection if the stock gets crushed .. not that impressed ..

So I was thinking buy 2 .80 delta and sell 1 .50 delta and buy a shorter term .55 delta / a strike down to hedge and sell some OTM call spreads?

Or Buy call / sell put and add a lower put (synthetic) and then add some short call spreads for some yield?

Thoughts

Do you try to anticipate a future move? And place your bets / err trades..

Or do you act when a price move occurs?

She said Tall

The Almond Brothers