Totally accurate, not at all made up facts about Destiny 2 that are super canon (FInale)
- The Last City is being placed on indefinite lockdown due to reports of increased activity from the Conductor. This is not out of fear but rather lack of interest in dealing with her.
- Eido has started a Last City book club. The member count is in the thousands.
- Elsie Bray is extremely annoyed that she now has ample time to explain.
- Guardians are annoyed that they are only now getting sparrow racing back after 12 years of its absence.
- The Vanguard would like to remind the Last City’s population that the city has existed 323 times longer than the Dark Age city of Concord, and will always live in the hearts and minds of its people.
- Warlocks are encouraging the Vanguard to finally pick a new Speaker, given that the last one died 12 years ago.
- Fynch and Ikora have started a new matching service to pair orphaned ghosts with lightless guardians. The working title is “Boo.”
- Empress Caitl is working to purify the Leviathan in order to convert it into a space colony. The working title is “Apex Philanthropy.”
- Crow has adjusted to his role as Hunter Vanguard by ignoring the lockdown orders and continuing to send Hunters on missions.
- The city’s smiths are being encouraged to take this time to make new hunter armor that isn’t asymmetrical for no discernible reason.
- Saladin would like to remind all guardians that 12 years without SIVA returning is an unambiguously good thing for humanity.
- Pete of Pete’s Autoshop has been declared an enemy of the Last City, and is to be detained on sight for crimes against its people.
- Crow and Mara Sov have begun trying to reconnect by having a weekly meet-up where they watch golden age soap operas together.
- The Drifter was seen ring shopping in the Eliskni district. Anyone who reports this to Eris Morn will be severely reprimanded.
- A statue of Commander Zavala holding a red lance has been constructed at the tower. Everyone agrees it is the least that can be done for him.
- Saint-14 has begun teaching Eliksni and Cabal children how to headbutt. The results have been mixed.
- The thunderbolt contingent has established permanent outposts on all hostile planets. Any with the spark of heroism in their hearts are welcome to enlist, be they titans or not.
- There are rumors that Dredgen Bael has been killed by Shin Malphur. We will likely not know if this is true until we hear from Bael again.
- Lodi is considering starting a podcast that is just him being told about the Last City’s history by Eido and Ikora.
If I can break kayfabe here at the end, I would just like to express my heartfelt gratitude to everyone that has expressed their enjoyment of these posts over past 4 years. Your kind words have meant more to me than you will likely ever know, and I will deeply miss making these every month. If you can think of other games this type of thing would be fun for, please dm me and let me know. I am truly grateful for this community, and for the devs who put in countless hours of work into making one hell of a game. I don’t know what the future holds for Destiny, but I know I’ll see y’all again somewhere. See you in the stars, guardians.