u/DeimosFan

As you may know, i’m a recently converted cod kid who got into Battlefield at the newest entry. And something about these guns gives me a massive, throbing, boner. I don’t know if it is the sounds they make or the way they look or the way they fire. But they turn me on.

There i was, hanging with huzz. We we’re doing the deed on eachother when instead of shouting her name i yell “L115!!!” At climax. She broke up with me the next day. Told me she hated campers.

The only comfort i have are the voices in my head telling me that it will all be ok (in their official, canonical voices (the guns voices, the guns talk to me))

Any advice?