Gotta make the postage count?

Would it be silly to purchase 20kg of peanut butter to make the postage per kilo worth it? I mean, it'll get used... am I bring smartsy, greedy or a bit loopy?

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 4 days ago
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Intervals progression

I'm happy with today's session. Increased jump rope work to 7 min/7 min/7 min/4 min with 60-90 seconds rest between.

Total of 4023 reps. I realise I get 1000-1100 reps for 7 minutes of effort.

Have a great day jump rope folks.

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 1 month ago

Dookers and her anxiety

Mods may delete this as its speculation regarding the future.

Dookers claims to have anxiety. I'm not sure, someone who doesn't have any friends, can't interact with anyone (she struggles with the McD drive thru team and hangs out with her mum), barely leaves the house apart from orgasming over plastic trash in shops...

But then posts her semi naked 400lb body online, shills vagisil online, discusses all manner of personal issues online...

It's a strange anxiety.

Anyway...

I'm an introvert and I know it's not the same as anxiety. I have no issue with it but I did have to adapt my behaviours when my son was born to ensure he spent time with children his age and got his social needs met. It changes again when kids start school. You end up going to school events and sports games etc and chatting with other parents.

Is Dookers going to manage that change when it comes? How will she cope, will she try and home school both children? She will either have to adapt and manage her anxiety so she can take the kids to school and potentially be found out when another parent googled her and discovers everything including her pdf father or she home schools which means no more nipping to shops, crispy DCs, beach with nasty, binging.

Both options she'll hate.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 1 month ago

Now that Dookers is in the gorlworld hall of fame do we need to design her cycle...

ALR and Foodie Beauty have one. I'm sure there are cycling behaviours Dookers has and it just rotates like clockwork.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 1 month ago

Gorl world

Can we encourage Dookers to be an official gorl of gorlworld. I know she's boring but she has some of the most disturbing characteristics and traits of all the gorls.

It would be amazing if we could really cement her in there. I think she'd hate it to sit on the same shelf as foodie beauty, ALR and QLR😂

She thinks she's such a classy influencer that people look to for... ummm... inspiration when really she's a morbidly obese, pedo supporting, narc, child and pet neglecting clown... much like the other gorls.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 1 month ago

Progress

Took all your advice (thank you!)

Dropped the number of intervals to 5 and made them 5 minutes long so still 25 minutes of jump rope work in total. Dropped the rest time where I jog on the spot to 80 seconds.

Felt good.

Have a great day all.

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 1 month ago

How to progressive overload with jump rope

I'm currently doing intervals. 4 mins jump rope and 1 min off (jog on spot) x 6 and then do a final 1 minute because I want 25 mins of jump rope work total.

What's the best way to progressive overload? Keep overall time the same but try to extend the jump rope intervals? Add intervals? I want better endurance ideally.

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Opinions on reeses pb please

Hi everyone

I live in Europe and we don't usually have reeses pb but there is an opportunity for me to buy 2kg jars for $2.37/jar.

Could you tell me your thoughts on whether it's worth it without making the price the priority? I'd really appreciate your input.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

For those that buy big pb pouches

Hi pb peeps.

I've bought my first pb pouch which is 750g. It's quite big and fluid. I've started using more natural pbs rather than firmer options. It was £2.31 which is $3.15 I think.

For those that use pouches do you decant into a jar (I have a nice glass jar) will that mean the longevity is shorter or just use straight from the pouch pourer thing?

I'm used to jars so it's a new world!

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Handles question please

Hello jump rope crew.

I like to jump with a heavier 8 or 9 or 10mm rope. My wonderful other half has found suitable cable which is a fraction of the price and works well.

I'm struggling to find handles with ball bearings and a large enough hole. Are there any jump rope companies that sell handles for thicker ropes and if they sell the little insert/holders for the rope too it would be an added bonus?

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Of all the gorls in gorl world

I know many of us here follow other gorls. Probably for light relief from Dookers! I know they are all problematic in their own ways but would you agree Dookers is the most dangerous?

For example, Foodie Beauty (FB) has serious issues with food. She has mistreated pets. She is manipulative. The difference being she is quite reclusive, has no children and the people she comes in to contact with are mainly adults who have freedom of choice to walk away from her.

Dookers is on another level. Pretty sinister in comparison. Raging food issues, conusmerism disorders, multiple failed weight loss surgeries, disorders she'll pass to children, pet neglect, involved with release of a pdf she refuses to stop contact with, Exposes children to said pdf, a very strange marriage, toxic relationship with mother who is equally messed up... of all the gorls she truly comes across as the most fucked up and it's amplified by her manic attempts to come across as a picture perfect influencer.

Am I biased because I hate her for what she did around her pdf father and his victim and her treatmentof Anderson? Or am I right and she is the most dangerous gorl because she's so dumb and is on the internet showing real potential EK vibes (iykyk) - the potential for something terrible happening feel way higher.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

I've had a worrying thought

Someone else here raised concern about Nasty Fish Lips Nancy having Bruno and Anderson when Dookers births the baby due to her being a T1D. Excellent catch because there is the possibility of her having a hypoglycemia episode which is incredibly dangerous. Hopefully she has it in hNd and will be diligent about checking her glucose while caring for a child.

The other thing is doesn't Nancy like drinking to excess? Didn't she drink a whole bottle of wine when her and Dookers went on that awful trip to see pedo papa? Anderson was with them then and even that didnt stop her getting shit faced which probably messed with her glucose levels and caused the hypo (i have a T1D friend so i know these things). I wouldn't trust that woman to care for my toddler ever.

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Day 5

Did 20 mins of jump rope work. 1m30s on 1m jog in place.... repeat until 20mins of jump work done.

Tomorrow... stair master to give knees a break!

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Is this the only content she has now? Gorl, stop. Get yourself on the LCU 🤣

Milking this pregnancy for all it's worth hey gorl! We've had fake empath stories (sure pdf supporter), a "broken" foot, Brixton hicks and much much more horseshit.

Just phone someone with medical knowledge if you think you're in labour instead of fucking vlogging it. You're high risk, put your baby first you clown instead of your dying channel and your dickhead stans.

AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE A FUCKING DECENT MOTHER!

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Am I right in thinking...

This is very low for the 21hr mark? I'm sure it will magically get up to 21-23k but at this point things are looking rough.

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

NYAR...thank you...

NYAR is an absolute babe 😂

Great reaction and I hope Dookers watches it. She is a walking red flag.

She is twinning with ALR walking around doing the least for anyone other than themselves but claiming to be an empath. You dipshit, anyone calling themselves an empath ISN'T AN EMPATH!

I love that NYAR took the opportunity to link this to her pdf support. It needs to be brought up often. Yes, she's a liar about her weight and filters... I don't care if she's 100lbs or 400lbs to be honest. I do care that she helped put a child rapist and predator back on the streets and has endangered more children. Utterly unforgiveable. More people need to know.

Thank you NYAR. Taper powels out 😂😂😂

u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago

Can I ask about your jump rope journey?

Can I ask you all some questions about your jump rope journey?

How long have you been jumping rope and why did you start?

At what point did you fall in love with it?

Have you taken any significant breaks from the sport?

Do you know people irl that jump rope too?

What is your greatest jump rope challenge and success?

How many times a week do you jump rope and how long for each time?

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u/DookersChoppedFupa — 2 months ago