u/Dudeometer

Apparently I can't add the sketch...

Can dogs lie? I know, I know, im humanizing his behavior but hear me out. My dog loves balls. When playing fetch I usually have 2 or 3 balls and I will throw the next one as soon as he drops the first. Sometimes another dog as the park will grab his ball or he just looses track of it so I will throw another. I have noticed a couple times he would run back and forth past a ball looking for it so I would throw him another and he would get the second ball then run straight to the first ball as if he knew where it was the whole time. He now has 2 balls in his mouth and has won at life. Its clear he knew where the first ball was but walked around pretending to look for it so I would throw the second ball. Is he tricking me? Im sure in his mind it as simplest as "if I don't pick up the first ball I'll get a second ball" but he really sells the whole "I'm looking and i can't find it" bit.

Is there a petition I could sign? Or has anyone found one that works?

My buddy was saying that dryfiring my revolver could damage it but he uhh.... lost before he could finish his thought. What was he talking about?