Parting thoughts as I am officially leaving
I will not miss the late nights, the weekend emails requesting data, the meeting requests when I'm supposed to be on vacation, nor the "urgent" emails requesting extra work.
I will rejoice at not having to use my personal computer for work and not having to pay my own subscriptions for the software I need to do my job.
I will not miss the low pay, and the lack of respect even as a 30 year old because I'm "still a trainee" as a postdoc.
I will not miss the financial instability and low pay. I will not miss ruining my clothes in the lab. I will not miss dealing with egomaniacs and p-hackers.
Goodbye friends, may you also are able to leave soon.