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Why do tomato products (ketchup, pasta sauce, etc) specify that their tomatoes are "vine-ripened?" How would they be ripened otherwise?

Title.

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u/Eatyourclocktoday — 3 days ago
▲ 19 r/sitcoms

What was the first instance of the word "bitch" being used in an American sitcom?

Ah, the b-word. One of the nastiest legal words in a network show's arsenal, and a mainstay of the modern primetime sitcom world's edgier offerings. But, of course, things weren't always that way. 50s and 60s comedies were stereotypically squeaky-clean with their language, and even the 70s and 80s always seemed limited to the basics such "damn" and "hell" and the like with their tongues. There was a shift at some point, but I've never quite been sure where. So when did the female dog descriptor first officially mosey its way into the network sitcom lexicon?

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u/Eatyourclocktoday — 1 month ago

Happy Birthday to Howard Rushmore, and a story that might ring familiar.

Born on July 2nd, 1913, Rushmore was a communist organizer, journalist, and reporter for the Daily Worker broadsheet who eventually flipped on a dime and became an anti-commie columnist for Hearst papers and HUAAC tribunals across the land. Despite notably having no concrete knowledge of Marxist ideology (which would explain his later exploits), he rose up the ranks of the American Communist central apparatus in the 1930s and became the head film critic of its New York paper, the party's flagship leaflet in its flagship city. His rise infamously came to an end in 1939, when he published a slightly favorable review of Gone with the Wind in which he recognized the film's romanticization and defenestration of working-class subjugation at the hands of a slaveholding bourgeois class but was quite receptive to the technical achievements of Selznick and his crew in its production. He was fired, and the city's conservative papers came to his defense, painting him as a confused All-American Hick from the Badlands who got lost in the wrong circles and was taken advantage and spit out at the first sign of defiance by Big Communism. In that regard, the direction of his ensuing years is nothing if not blithely predictable. He began to write for those papers that defended him, reinventing himself as a staunch anti-communist in order to maintain employment at media outlets that might have been given pause by his resumé otherwise. He divorced his communist wife, burned every bridge from his earlier days, confirmed every name brought forward by HUAAC as a red-blooded Commie while under testimony, and did his damndest to pretty himself up for the new people cutting his paycheck. By the 50s, his old schtick had waned out of favor, and after a falling-out with the Committee as its McCarthy heyday kicked into high gear, he fell out of the newspaper business and into the tabloid columns, a former modern-day muckraker now reduced to making up celebrity gossip for Confidential. Despite his claims that every lucid body in Hollywood was either a communist, a homosexual, or both, he never found a foothold in this new industry. After inventing a kidnapping plot upon himself "involving" members of the Chicago Communist bloc and being exposed for doing so, he feel further and further from the public zeitgeist, picking up diminishing returns editing trade papers and running freelance articles for obscure magazines. His end was more depressing than anything that his sordid life had thrown his way; now hooked on amphetamines and alcohol, he shot his wife and himself in the back of a taxi cab one month after being locked up for psychiatric evaluation when he chased said wife and step-daughter out of their house with a pistol.

Obviously, this guy is not Dave. I don't think Dave would stoop to his lows. But his cautionary tale does show where this road that Rubin's on invariably leads. When you're willing to say anything for those who cut your checks as Dave is, you can always find work, but the second you defy those who ensure your livelihood, you're cut off in favor of another positionless sponge who was Left by the Left and his here to legitimize its complete inverse. And when you're cast aside, there won't be anyone left from your old life to help you out. A paycheck trumps values for Dave, but will it trump being gay if the time comes? Will it matter? The man needs to find an answer for those questions, and he'll probably need to find one sooner than he'd like.

u/Eatyourclocktoday — 2 months ago

Autopilot cable channels

I was watching a video recently on the current state of cable TV, and by far the most fascinating aspect of it from my view was its coverage of networks that have been left in a state of rerun fixed-schedule stasis for in some cases years upon years either out of contractual obligation with carriers or sheer corporate neglect, with many remaining utterly unchanged (station IDs and all) from when they were first programmed. I don't have cable, so I can't just go hunting these things down, but I think their continued existence and survival as semi-living time capsules from various bygone eras of the TV landscape is really interesting in this day and age. For those of you on this sub that haven't cut the cord yet, are there any examples of what I'm hitting at that come to mind? I'd love to know about them.

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u/Eatyourclocktoday — 3 months ago

Not the worst, but quite possibly the weirdest opinion article to come out of WaPo since the Bezos takeover.

It's an editorial guy essentially writing a fanfic about Doug Ducey running for president. Not an analysis of what such a presidency would entail, but a literal first-person fanfiction about this random Romney analogue (right down to his qualifications as a former governor and slimy CEO) essentially running an imaginary button-down MAGA campaign based around ending SotU addresses and pushing school choice or something. It's surreal as fuck, and to me it's a testament to how far this paper has fallen. Apparently the guy who wrote this piece has worked for the Post since the 70s and has won a Pulitzer, so maybe I'm just missing something here, but this reads like someone playing with his politician dolls on paper and somehow getting paid to do so.

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u/Eatyourclocktoday — 3 months ago

Mossie Point Ball Park ('25)

Pretty proud of this one. Nestled in some overgrown Maine resort town-turned coastal hub, this small-size (about 28,000-seater) jewel-box throwback maintains a throwback yet modernized vibe while presenting picturesque inlet views of the vast Atlantic beyond. Technically, this was my most ambitious project yet. The limited terrain options made mountain modeling a pain, but I think the end result looks alright from the stadium's forced perspective. This was also my first experiment in jerry-rigging outfield wall advertising, and yes, a perfectly fine evening was wasted wrestling with the creator's byzantine dimension controls in order to line up the panel props in a semi-coherent manner. Again, though, I think the end result turned out pretty damn good given SC's stupid, stupid limitations in this department. There are also a bunch of fun idiosyncrasies that you can play with to fit your franchise's headcanon (for instance, what does that mysterious singular red wall panel out to right represent?) and really make this place your own. It's not DD-compatible, of course, and it's stuck on last year's game, but if you're looking for a New England vibe that kinda fills that space between Portland and Cape Cod, then this might be the park for you.

u/Eatyourclocktoday — 3 months ago

In honor of the Big Ted's passing. Uncopyrighted and pre-'89, of course, but semi-unpublished (it's out there, but it was never officially released). Do you think it's PD?

u/Eatyourclocktoday — 3 months ago