How...HOW!?

How...HOW!?

HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK DO YOU MAKE THIS THING RETREAT!? I THREW PAINTBALLS AT HER THRICE (at low hp mind you), KILLED THIS THING THRICE, BUT STILL NO RETREAT!!

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG, I'M LOSING MY ABSOLUTE SHIT RIGHT NOW!

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 2 days ago

I hate the incompetence of some Among Us players.

I say some because there's a chance you can be in a lobby with players who know what they're doing. As for the rest, I hate it.

  1. Being "sus"

I swear, doing the simplest shit can get you under suspicion. You're under suspicion if you're quiet, doing a task for slightly too long, be finished with your tasks and just walking around. Hell, being AFK can get yourself under suspicion or killed. I remember playing Among Us on Xbox because I had just gotten it and went on a test run...I ALMOST GOT VOTED OUT BECAUSE I TAKE TOO LONG TYPING. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK IT TAKES JUST TO TYPE A SENTENCE ON A CONTROLLER? I actually got voted out once for taking too long on a task because I was new to the controls for Xbox.

  1. Sheeple

Being called a "sheep/sheeple" means having little individual thought and go along with groups for recognition. What does this have to do with Among Us? Well, players of the game will follow other players (or even the imposter) without no proof whatsoever. Even if you have the proof and evidence of being innocent, there's ALWAYS someone who still votes you out of pettiness.

  1. Teaming

Seriously, we're still teaming in Among Us? This has to be the worst thing players could ever do. What's even the point of doing it? You still get rewarded for winning and losing at the same time, so what gives?

The Among Us show is lowkey a banger though.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 5 days ago

Shmooify's Trollge designs

In order:

Imperfect Evolution (my personal favorite)

Bleeding Eyes

Grave Mistake

Corrupted Eldrich

New Hunter

Judgmentor

Soaring Death

New God

Cave Crawler

Flesh of Vengeance

Architect

Physicists Prophecy

Astrological Traversal

Crimson Castle

I know Trollge died out years ago, but I just want to mention how cool Shmooify's designs are.

Firstly, I just love how creative these designs are. My personal favorite out of the creations picked is Imperfect Evolution: simple, yet very cool. I like how its legs resemble that of spiders. Grave Mistake and Corrupted Eldrich give off the ancient deity vibes, same goes for New God and Astrological Traversal.

Secondly, I love how original the designs are. They're not some ordinary trollface head with tentacles or lanky limbs. Crimson castle is literally a castle with organs and bones, Architect holds itself with doors, Physicists Prophecy is made of living numbers, and Bleeding Eyes is a snake-like monster with many eyes.

Judgmentor is honestly the most badass one here; its torso has an all-seeing eye, its face is just a glowing light.

I wish I could put more of Shmooify's designs, but you get the point.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 12 days ago
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I think I can guess what elders will be added into Ascendance.

This might be a huge stretch, but just stick with me here.

In the new logo for Ascendance, the circles are filled with lines similar to the apex monsters for the locales (Rey Dau for the plains, Uth Duna for the forest, Jin Dahaad for the cliffs, and Nu Udra for the basin). And according to Takuro Hiraoka's words, "...Ascendance's story will be deeply connected with elder dragons."

My theory here is that the filled circle represents the threat of elder dragons on each ecosystem and we hunters must stop these threats from causing calamity. What exact elders are unknown as of now, but I may have a good idea:

Plains: Kushala Daora has been established as the main threat for the plains, so he's out of the equation.

Forest: My guess that it's either Namielle or Chameleos. Namielle since the locale is mainly water themed for Uth Duna, but the locale has more forestry area, which Chameleos usually resides in (as shown in Rise and MH4U). Personally, I prefer Inagami having a chance.

Cliffs: I know the obvious choice for the cliffs is Velkhana, but recent monster hunter game DLCs has brought back monsters from older games (Iceborne has Yian Garuga, Sunbreak has Espinas and Gore/Chaotic/Shgaru Magala, Ascendance with Lao Shan Lung, but Wilds also brought back Gogmazios and Blangonga.) So, this may also be a stretch, but I think Toa Tetsukatora has a chance.

Basin: Unfortunately, I do think Teostra has the best chance of getting in, but if Gogmazios can have his own siege, then give Dire Miralis his own battle somewhere else in the basin.

These are just my thoughts, but what do y'all think?

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 27 days ago

Najarala from Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate

3rd slide Art made by Cosmelucero on Twitter

I'm surprised that this underrated gem hasn't gotten a post in this subreddit yet, but I digress.

For starters, I just love the tropical coloration of the scales that travel down the serpent's back, reflects on where it usually resides (my thought). Secondly, I love the mutated fangs that jut out its mouth and the horn(?) ridges on its head, makes it look like a real demon.

Its design also reminds me of Quetzalcoatl, the Aztec God.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 28 days ago

How was Lao Shan Lung's fight?

With Lao coming back to the Wilds expansion, I'm pretty excited to fight him when the time comes. However, I've actually never fought against this behemoth before. So, with that said, I ask to the experienced hunters of the subreddit...how was Lao's siege?

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 28 days ago

Well, that just happened…

Long story short, I somehow spawned under the map.

I was then brutally murder by the devious Spideratu

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 29 days ago

The new (unnamed) monster from the Monster Hunter: Ascensions trailer.

So...new Monster Hunter trailer was shown at SGF...absolutely peak cinema.

What invested me was this new monster shown in the new map. I mean, what do I even have to say; it's nose horn beak, foldable wings, the colorful bristles on the wing tips, immaculate diving form. Simply one of the best monster designs revealed in the trailer.

It also reminds me of Hypnocatrice back in Frontier.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 1 month ago

I hate how much hate God of War: Laufey is getting

(Apologies mods if I break any rules)

I've been seeing so much hate spreading around about this game for absolutely no reason and it's ridiculous.

"We're playing as a woman" Bro, other popular games has a female protagonist! Lara Croft, 2B, Clementine, and others! What's the difference when GOW has a female protagonist?

"She's replacing Kratos!" My brother/sister of evolution, Kratos was in GOW, Ragnarok, the GOW trilogy, not mentioning the REMAKES OF SAID TRILOGY coming, you will see your bald warrior soon!

I swear, people would just complain about ANYTHING and it pisses me off! We can have amazing games with fantastic visuals, great designs, outstanding combat, but god forbid there's a female protagonist and now some people are treating it like Hell on Earth.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 1 month ago

Frank (Phranque) from God of War Laufey

I already knew this guy was going to be a fan favorite...and I was right.

For goodness sake, it's a talking cube with a sword stabbed into it, you don't get much cooler than that.

AND HE'S VOICED BY JACK FUCKING QUAID!!

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 1 month ago

Okay, this is getting too much.

I can’t stand these types of posts.

It all started because of one guys who had good reasoning for their hatred of dogs. But now, some people here are using that same format of reasoning for the most generic things ever.

I’ve seen babies, the elderly, a fucking Batman meme, even scrambled eggs.

I get that they’re probably joking, but it just gets to a damn point of potential mocking.

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 2 months ago

Out of the Ordinary [OC comic made by me!]

Unfortunately, Arkveld was killed by the hunters. He did make good boots tho...

Comic based on art made by u/Jinbeizamezama

u/Ecstatic-Oven9882 — 2 months ago