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And wants to know the best way to dispose of any evidence. This is why the sudden proliferation of posts asking where you'd hide random objects from a detective.

At least a gold coin and a paperclip have been used in the crime.

Online media players like Channel 4 load the pre-show adverts fine, then get stuck buffering the show. So you restart and it plays adverts fine again and then no show again. It does this to maximise the time you spend watching adverts.