This Substack nerd needs to read more Goggins

This Substack nerd needs to read more Goggins

Imagine reading this academic's claims of athletic prowess and being like "nah, this can't be true". It just takes grit, motherfucker. He got up at 4AM and carried the boats. What were you doing, you pussy? Writing substack posts? Get the fuck outta here.

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 18 hours ago

Slugs with power tools

What's happened here? Surely a slug didn't make this groove? I'm guessing a rat nibbled it and then a slug came and laid its eggs there...?

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 8 days ago

And what about these flower spikes growing up out of a waterlogged ditch beside Kew Gardens?

... Well, usually waterlogged anyway, probably not today given how hot it's been.

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 9 days ago

What's my allotment neighbour growing?

UK, London. Watering my neighbours plot while she's off sick and I'm curious about this lad with the blue flowers.

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 9 days ago
▲ 33 r/ukbike

First time buying an expensive-ish bike. What the hell are these things?

There are all sorts of detached bits including 4 pedals, bizarrely, so this is feeling like a little craft project. There are no instructions but I've been cycling for about 55 years and i can probabky work most of it out. But what, pray are these objects? (first two are just different views of the same thing, so only 3 objects in total)

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 26 days ago
▲ 0 r/fixit

Swollen Worktop

This worktop around the sink is less than a year old and I've just noticed it's starting to come apart. This feels very not-fit-for-purpose to me. It wasn't cheap, it should be water resistant, the sink doesn't even get used all that much because we have a dishwasher, and I feel like I ought to be asking the manufacturer to sort it out, but assuming that's going to be like pulling teeth and be more trouble that it's worth, is there anything I can do to shrink it back into shape and reseal it?

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/RunningCirclejerk+1 crossposts

Zone 8 tree

I just moved into a house and I’m slowly identifying my new plants. This tree is in my yard with dark berries. I can’t tell if it’s black cherry or a Carolina variety.

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 2 months ago

I must have seen this before because it's at my local tube station but I've never noticed before that it has berries and flowers at the same time. It looks great. What is it though?

London in case you haven't guessed from the tube reference

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 3 months ago

So I'm thinking horse chestnut, but the flowers look unusual. Are they always this frilly? Is this some sub-species that's different from bogstandard conkers?

London.

u/EnglebondHumperstonk — 3 months ago