u/Far_Koala743

You first need to get Casino-Grade Dice but they're rigged by the Casino so you have to make your own dice. Then you have to go to a place with no cameras or microphones but the government is always watching you so you need to buy your own wild private island. Then, you have to roll each of your own dice hundreds of times and write the number down to make your key. After that, indent your key into iron to make sure you won't forget.

OR... You could use a bank

Like it seems the "journalists" covering this can NOT decide what he's going to do.

One day he's leaving, next day he's staying and it goes back and forth and back yet again. It honestly feels and probably is a giant publicity stunt and Madrid PR.

I hate how this World Cup has been consumed by hate surrounding Messi and the Argentina National Team. The hate doesn't even feel organic, it feels more like hopping on the bandwagon or potentially even bribes.

For example, my friend who doesn't even watch Football is saying how "MESSi Is SHoRt RiGGer DwaRf" or how "ArGeNtIna RiGs".