u/FartInGenDirection

I used to actually like Red Robin, but they have now changed all their burger patties to smash burgers. Instead of getting a somewhat okay, semi thick patty, now you get an overly burnt, thin, loose monstrosity. I bet it weighs less, costs the chain less and is of inferior quality. They definitely save on labor costs as they only take a minute or two to cook.

Their new burgers are almost sloppy fucking joes

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I really really like to take huge shits in acoustic guitars. Let the strings cut the log. Then you know it's really yours. Truly. It's like holding the covers over your girlfriend's head and farting. Sometimes I'll return pre-shat guitars to Guitar Center. You're welcome.