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5 jokes a brazilian (me) coined after years of studying and making international friends
u/Federal_Special3295 — 2 days ago

Why did the phone go to the gym? To lose its CALLories
What is a cat mooing in the kitchen? A cattle
What do you get if an electric rat sneezes at you? A pik-atchoo!
Once a famous actor did me a favour, guess what I told them. "T.Hanks"
O que é um comediante talentoso? Um anedotado.
What is your mother tongue?
It's my favourite game ever!
Now I'm focused on hitting the legendary levels in English for a fully golden language tree. You can ask me anything. It's great to be able to add my scores to my Linkedin profile! I intend to study everyday and complete my first year streak. I'm now at 22 days.