▲ 6 r/Jokes

5 jokes a brazilian (me) coined after years of studying and making international friends

Why did the phone go to the gym? To lose its CALLories

What is a cat mooing in the kitchen? A cattle

What do you get if an electric rat sneezes at you? A pik-atchoo!

Once a famous actor did me a favour, guess what I told them. "T.Hanks"

O que é um comediante talentoso? Um anedotado.

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u/Federal_Special3295 — 2 days ago

Out of curiosity, I've done a lesson of every language for English speakers available on Duolingo

What is your mother tongue?

u/Federal_Special3295 — 14 days ago

Completed 3 courses on Duolingo by skipping sections

Now I'm focused on hitting the legendary levels in English for a fully golden language tree. You can ask me anything. It's great to be able to add my scores to my Linkedin profile! I intend to study everyday and complete my first year streak. I'm now at 22 days.

u/Federal_Special3295 — 1 month ago