Why the FUCK i don't see Nago hate posts?
I'll be honest. I never liked fighting this character AT ALL. it felt(and still feels) like he forces the entire match to revolve himself and his stupid ass blood gauge. Footsies? neutral? zonning? bro what's that? we have a projectile destroyer 3000 scrappin his ass across the floor towards you at mach 500 to put you into his shitass pressure, where you just have to PRAY that you pass the most random ass knowledge checks that can be knowledged checked by him.
What's that? you survived? maybe pushed him back? well sucks to be you! HIS FUCKASS NORMALS REACH 1/3 OF THE SCREEN AND KILL YOU IN 3 HITS. Still not bad? THEY REFUND HIS BLOOD TOO. ISN'T THAT JUST FUN TO DEAL WITH? AND DON'T YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU AREN'T PLAYING CHARACTER WITH SHORT NORMALS, BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS NOT TOUCHING THIS "HONEST"(TM) CHARACTER IN T3 UNLESS YOU LEARN TO INSTABLOCK.
And now we get to the reason i'm even writing this stupid fucking post.
CREDIT CARD INSTALL
who the FUCK at Arcys thought that this troglodyte of a character needs a new move that lets him run his offense FOR FREE, while being +6 ON BLOCK? WITH THE ONLY DOWNSIDE BEING THAT IF YOU SOMEHOW MISSMANAGE YOUR RESOURCES YOU'LL (maybe) POP LATER. WHICH DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE THIS CUNT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO MANAGE IT THAT MUCH. JUST NO BRAIN MASH F.S H AND YOU'LL PROBABLY REFUND ENOUGH RESOURCES TO DO IT AGAIN. HIT BITE IF YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING A SMALL RISK TO GET A NICE REWARD OF HALVING YOUR BLOOD.
DO YOU SEE THAT MAYBE IN BRACKETS? ITS BECAUSE THIS MF'S TAKES NO RISK ACTUALLY PRESSING THE SHITASS INSTALL. ITS LIKE A.B.A ALL OVER AGAIN. HIT CREDIT CARD INSTALL, MAYBE RETURNED IN NEUTRAL DUE TO BURST, DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER! AT WORST IF YOU DIDN'T OVER COMMIT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. OH AND YOU'LL KEEP YOUR T3 NORMALS FOR SOME TIME IN CASE YOU FELT LIKE GIVIN A SLAP TO MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE SCREEN.
I DESPISE THIS CANCER ASS CHARACTER AND I HOPE I SEE HIM FLIPPING BURGERS IN ARBY'S NEXT PATCH
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