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Izuku, in the kitchen: “yo kacchan.”

“what is it Deku.”

“you ever just microwave…”

a comical pause ensues for around 3 seconds until the microwave just starts for some reason.

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one time Izuku spent a whole sheet of paper and 10 whole minutes before class mathematically proving that 3+2=5, jirou nearly had an aneurism

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*points to ida* “are you a serial killer?”

”what no?”

*points to momo* “are You are serial killer?”

”…no”

*inhales* *exhales*

izuku, now walking towards the kitchen to grab a knife: “guess it’s up to me then.”

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“brick” [said as he threw a brick out the window]

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*walking in on Kaminari and Minata talking about the girls* “you know if this were a dick measuring contest tsuyu could walk in here, whip out a ruler and win.” *walks out of the room like he didn’t just say that*
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“I HAVE FUCKING LEGS!” [there is no context, he just randomly blurted this out]

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*talking about something* “it’s a real metr-. at-. ci-. the Industrial Revolution and its consequence-“*goes back to talking about what he was talking about before.

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“I will bomb your fucking trailer park” [said to momo during an argument]

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“lend me some help one for all this is bank robber #3 were up against!“ [said during patrol]
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“wh-what?“ said Shoto, who clearly just told Izuku he was t going to. Izuku just walked up to him “look while Im thankfully you told me this so we can talk about this later. You picked, the single worse time to do that, we have a fight coming up, and if your only going 50%, and I’m going 100%. I’m going to beat you very easily. And let’s face it, you and your dad are doing these for one reason, spite. Your dad hates all might so much that he decided to A, get in a quirk marriage. B, try and create the perfect quirk to surpass all might. C, if I’m not wrong, ruthlessly train said son purely to surpass all might, he doesn’t get it, it ain’t about whose stronger, it’s about who’s more liked which he fails hard. And you, Shoto. you’re not using YOUR power out of spite for the old man, he doesn’t even have control over you anymore, you have time to grow out of this so use it. Anyway I gotta go, see ya soon, and don’t forget to use your fire.”

”and if I don’?”

Izuku turns, very clearly suppressing anger as he makes his next statement

“i will regard you as nothing more than endeavors ice flavored son.” he said with venom in his voice. the two stared at each other for a moment before Izuku becomes Izuku again and happily says “see you at the fight!” and walks away, leaving Shoto to just stand there.

why now, of all times why now did class 1-A show up thought Izuku as he pulled himself to his feet, ready to try and escape when necessary, they were talking, of course. and he was trying to get them to not interfere

“Please, get out of the way, everyone.”

and then Bakugo had to butt in.

“Make us, you all might wannbe!”

What. Did he say. Izukus body snaps back, and as those words set in, something dawns on Izuku, maybe a moment of clarit, maybe devolving into insanit, but whatever it is. he’s made up his mind. The black whip holding him up retract and He grabs his mask and throws it to the side, very clearly pissed.

“that’s it, I’m done, I QUIT!”

this causes a startled and confused reaction among 1-A, as Izuku yells at them

”ALL I WANTED WAS TO DO SOMETHING ON MY OWN, NO ONE TO PROTECT, NO ONE TO WORRY ABOUT AND SLOW ME DOWN, BUT NO! YOU GUYS HAVE TO BUTT IN NOW! AND IM SICK OF IT! SO IM DONE! GOODBYE!”

after a brief moment of shocked silence, Ochako starts to talk

”Izuku, please. This isn't who-“

“Shut Up.“ Izuku interrupts, the tears beginning to flow.

“Don’t… don’t do that. Please”

he grabs a building using blackwhip and swings away, Bakugo in pursuit. Maybe a few minutes later Bakugo lands in front of Izuku on a building top.

”what do you want Bakugo.”

”I, I want to-“ he pauses briefly, and Izuku looks him in the eyes before coming to a realization

”OH. MY. GOD!… YOU WERE GOING TO APOLOGIZE WEREN’T YOU.“ izuku laughs briefly

“WELL GOOD FOR YOU!” he shouts. “YOU DONT! YOU GET WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED. ME. GONE. AND, YOU Get to keep your big ‘ol’ ego intact.” he snarks to Bakugo.

”Deku, I’m sorry fo-“

THATS ALL YOU VEIWED ME AS! USELESS, NOTHING, DEKU, AND YOU KNOW WHAT! I AM! I AM A QUIRKLESS FUCKING NERD WHO CANT KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT FOR SHIT, SOME FAILED ALL MIGHT WANNBE, SOME RIPOFF! AND YOU, YOU ARETHE PERFECT CHILD, PERFECT QUIRK, PERFECT LIFE AND ALL!“ he shouts, walking towards Bakugo, getting in his face.

bakugo, now desperate and with tears forming, try’s to talk to Izuku

Bakugo: through tears “Izuku, please, I thought we were going to grow up to be heros together, side by side, please.”

the only response this gets is a laugh and a mocking

”oh *wooooww* big ol‘ kacchan is trying to apologize, this is unexpected, what are you going to do next, tell me to take a swan dive off this building, oh wait, you already did.”

”and you know what. your right. im taking the metaphorical swan dive, I’m done.”

he puts his finger on Bakugo forehead

“so guess what. I quit, got it”

he then backhands bakugo, who takes the hit without any pushback.

”consider that my resignation letter. Goodbye. Bakugo”

he walks past him and jumps off the building to go god knows where. And Bakugo. He stood there, for a long, long time.

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wow this is way worse then what I pictured it to be.

she did manage to stop herself from instinctively swiping up and removing the notification when she sees that the message was from izuku, to her and mei hatsune specificity.

izuku(via text): so i was looking through through my moms house the other day when i found a set of movies labeled ”Star Wars“ and I found that my mom had some guidebooks/manuals for the series, the reason why I’m telling both of you this and not just shutting up is that I found this”

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Stock/Legends?file=E11_egwt.png (I apologize for sending a fandom link just pretend it’s a photo)

”I know that it’s not good per say but It got me thinking, could we make southing similar to this irl.”

This was, actually Very interesting.

mei: “oh sign me the fuck up! when we meeting?”

momo: “why am I here again? this feels out of my league”

izuku: “ I just thought you’d fit in, considering you can make things using your quirk.”

izuku: also we’re meeting on Saturday, 2:00 pm? I’m free then”

mei: “k, done deal”

2 days after the meeting, 1-a are just being normal people in their dorm. when Izuku walks out with a E-11 blaster (the first one in the photo btw) and just aims it at Bakugo. Much to everyone but Momos shock. Then he fires it. At his feet. A small red laser blast the floor leaving a small hole and charring it.

izuku, visibly shocked: “wait that worked”

he looks over to momo and both give each other a mischievous smile, oh this was going to be fun