Semi-serious:
The parts that Yui contributed would do something to alter how they are. But, let's just say that it was Hiratsuka who helped them from time to time.
How would Hachiman and Yukino react to each other's wishes? Would Hachiman's wish be super mundane like buying him max. Or would Yukino's wish be outlandish, as in having Hachiman sign a marriage certificate.
Or secret ending. Hachiman gets jumped by both and wins.
I don't know where, but I'm certain someone made that image a long time ago... maybe in this very post.
None of y'all have original thoughts.
For whatever reason Yukino was bonked by a bs item that cloned her, a perfect replica of herself. The clone doesn't try to take over the original, it's just Yukino Yukinoshita 2.
How would Hachiman treat this new circumstance? With two girlfriends...or one but two now. Something something clone wars. How will he calm down Yukino and Yukino?
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Their relationship was built on hate. From the time Hachiman was forced into the service club, they never once got along to the point. That once they thought about the future, they couldn't let the other be happy. So they started dating and somehow they have a more wholesome relationship.
Yukino treats Hachiman's ahoge the same way some people judge the mood of their cats by their ears.
Hachiman will never **EVER** be stronger than Yukino, if it ever comes to magic or some bs power system. He will always be weaker or if he gets a power up it lasts for a couple minutes.
If it ever comes to divorce, Hachiman has two options either remarry her or marry his ex wife.
Their kids act like the other parent with each other. For instance, Hachiman might get scolded by his son for eating too fast, which will remind him of Yukino. Meanwhile, Yukino may catch her daughter sneaking snacks which will remind her of Hachiman.
If Hachiman ever changes his look a bit too much, Yukino will think it's a new person. Meanwhile, if Hachiman decides to go back to his highschool hair style. His kids will think he's some random person.
Hachiman immediately went home to test out if what Haruno said about not being able to get drunk was true. Short answer...he can't get drunk but he vomited after drinking the whole can.
Hachiman and Yukino get jealous of Rumi who was the first word for their kids. They called her the dumb nickname Hachiman gave Rumi.
NSFW side:
After using [redacted] once. Yukino made sure to have Hachiman promise her that he will never buy those rubber barriers.
Yukino bit the hachidih after he made a comment about how she was doing an amazing job.
Yukino likes to leave her evidence through bite marks. Which makes it harder for Hachiman to explain why he has bite marks on his neck and forearms.
Hachiman gets off by teasing Yukino. It could range from putting his knee in between her thighs, his hand on the wall. As he slowly comes closer to claim what is his. Only for the moment their lips make contact. He removes himself and calls her a pervert. Only to end up on the couch as his kids are confused why he's there.
Haruno started to hate Yukino for treating their original tea time to how Hachiman made her feel wanted.
Yukino paid ebina to make Hachiman the top permanently in her dumb yaoi fics. Also giving her a much better understanding of his desires.
Hachiman stopped doing nice things for Yukino regularly as it always escalated a bit too quickly.
Yukino forgets that Yukino can just say "no". Albeit she's the one who initiated it to begin with. On the other hand, her coworkers think Hachiman is some barbaric animal with no sense of control.
Yukino offered Haruno a choice of letting her experience what being loved feels like. Haruno decided to just see what Yukino experiences, only to realize maybe she's the novice one now.
NSFW over.
Their kids get upset when they find out their parents love life from the beginning is boring.
Hachiman and Yukino had a little cook off on who would make their kids lunches. Hachiman won of course due to some trickery of treats.
Bonus NSFW.
Komachi getting absolutely no sleep after Yukino comes over.
Or
Haruno sitting in place listening to Yukino brag about Hachiman.
Image comes from: the cool classmate OO later
If Hachiman's and Yukino's kids were to be transported to the past, somewhere during summer camp. How would 8man and Yuki solve their new problem.
(For funsies, they only recognize Yukino, mostly since Hachiman's appearance changed somewhat after being with yukipapa.)
Do we need to use oregairu images all the time? I have images that could be used, for questions I have or scenario
How would Hachiman calm down his ferocious clingy wife and his spoiled clingy daughter?
I don't know how else to describe it. Picture Hachiman pinning Yukino to the wall, his knee in-between her thighs. Yukino quivers from Hachiman's warmth breath tickling her sensitive neck. Before Yukino could feel Hachiman's lips on her's...he backs away and falls to the ground passing out from drinking a bit too much.
I have never once thought of this
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And to make it worse, There is no sign that they will ever break up.
For whatever reason during a rich people party. The Hayama's and Yukinoshita are there to celebrate an achievement. While Hayato and Hachiman are somewhere having their own battle. Yumiko and Yukino talk about how things have gone for both until the convo shifted to whose kid was better.
Yumiko makes a small comment on how her kids made an achievement, Yukino makes a bigger claim. Which turns into a small competition.
(garbage ahh fit)
Stay with me now! Insert teacher with hand out while the other is on the chalkboard.
So we know that Hayato lives off the expectations of others, and how he's the most perfect man.
So this raises the question. Would Hayato try to live up to the sudden expectation, that he heard from a group of girls saying he would definitely be the top. And load and behold Yumiko was nearby, and she immediately agreed with the claim with no proof. Which would cause her to look away shyly from her top king.
Back to the question; would Yumiko be upset that Hayato didn't live up to her expectations? Or would she be thrilled of knowing that her fiance is a bottom that she could have fun with?
(Mods this is for educational purposes. There is no rule that I have broken. Everything here is a hypothetical question)
Side question... would Hayato and Yukino pray for each other, the moment they realize they're both bottoms in their respective relationships? (Yukino becomes one after 30 seconds, Hayato is one by default)
Let's say that somehow tweedle dee and tweedle dum were able to stay pure all the way to their honeymoon. How would Yukino react to this new information about her husband, packing some serious and dangerous heat that would definitely and absolutely leave her in a Vegeta state.
(Mods this is an educational valuable experience for the new members. Plus it's not as if someone wasn't going to ask this eventually without using a comment on a post)
Imagine if Hachiman's son and Hayato's daughter began to secretly date in their junior year. As they keep their relationship a secret from both fathers who accept their relationship, since they aren't that good at hiding it. Would Hachiman and Hayato start a friendly competition on whose kid would do (random date things) first?
Meanwhile Yukino and Yumiko act like they don't care, in reality they bet that the other's kid would win.
The greatest man to ever be created!!!
Is Hachiman the type of man to secretly enjoy Yukino being assertive? To the point he will intentionally act clueless whenever a girl tries to act buddy buddy. By the time Yukino realized it, Hachiman slowly but surely started developing a masochistic kink. Just like she predicted all those years back.
Yukino could have had a couple of drinks. She would catch Hachiman in the act of getting complimented. Yukino ignored it for the time being, and would settle it at home. However that never came. Three hours later Hachiman and Yukino arrived home. The sudden tension was cleared when Yukino struck Hachiman on the face. Which began an hour long fight, one of betrayed love and the other of burning desire.
What stopped Yukino from leaving wasn't some generic comeback. Instead it was the lust in his voice when the words "hit me...hit me harder" came from his mouth. A flashback came around, to the time when her and Hachiman weren't on good terms. She gave him assumptions with no proof. One of them had become true, "are you some sort of masochistic?"
A year later they brought home a pair of twins. Hachiman loved his wife. And Yukino finally had something that she could win over Hachiman.