What do you think of Reylo?

Luke trained Ben Solo to reverse grip his lightsaber like a dildo and later Rey reverse stabs Kylo Ren with it.

Then Rey burst her force juice on Palpatine who vanish after.

Not to mention when Kylo gave Rey massage where she was floating by reaching nirvana.

...or the time when Rey revived Kylo just to kiss him only to end him.

It was surreal

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u/ForeverTemporary920 — 12 days ago
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The hypest moment of my childhood was seeing Luke activate his green saber for the first time

Turning around mid-fall to launch yourself off the plank and back onto the skiff with a flip was a pretty fucking cool thing to do as well. As my parents tell it, when this scene happened, I was practically bouncing off the walls with excitement.

He warned you Jabba!

u/ChanceVance — 15 days ago

Baby Yoda should been in the prequels.

George Filoni has betrayed us all by adding Yoda from the sequels into the prequels but no baby Yoda. Especially since Baby Yoda was a part of the original trilogy.

u/ForeverTemporary920 — 26 days ago
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People Magazine article about the two Sebulba's blue Twi'lek girls in Phantom Menace a year before the movie came out [1998-05-11]

Article says "Last summer, they filmed roles as aliens in George Lucas's forthcoming Star Wars prequel." without any other detail. I wonder what role they played... They don't look that tall in the movie :)

u/ForeverTemporary920 — 1 month ago

pretend you love star wars and hate Flash Gordon

Look at these copycats trying to copy the masterpiece made by George Lucas edgy children movie for 5 year olds with adult content.

George Lucas may not been first but it doesn't mean that Flash Gordon has any excuse for being similar to Star Wars.

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u/ForeverTemporary920 — 1 month ago
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Theresa did not bath in the bower lake

It may not occur to some that Theresa has never stepped a foot into the bower lake. Not once has she been touched by avo's tear or touch of water as she is hiding inside her trenchcoat. When Theresa arrive in Bowerstone she did not travel by ship.

There's an explanation as Theresa is keeping the smell for the final fart countdown.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXGNuJ6wIes&list=RDTXGNuJ6wIes&start_radio=1&pp=ygUPTGV0IGl0IG91dCBlbHNhoAcB

She's been keeping it inside for so long that it will finally burst out and the world is shrouded with a plague and a death cloud.

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u/ForeverTemporary920 — 1 month ago