▲ 30 r/BrandNewSentence
It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum.
u/FreddieFredd — 15 days ago
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▲ 636 r/BrandNewSentence
The tiredness on the couch never translates to the bed and I demand to know why.
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
▲ 598 r/BrandNewSentence
I also get an erection when the weather is nice or the night view is beautiful.
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
It's the obsession with rectangles that makes us human.
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
It should be circle Tupperware which is the shape of soup.
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
▲ 1.3k r/conspiracy
How they successfully weaponized childhood nostalgia
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
▲ 11 r/drawme
My cat looks like he's tiny with a huge head in this picture. Would love to see that as a drawing :)
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
▲ 1.3k r/DesignPorn
The National Fisheries Development Board office in India
u/FreddieFredd — 2 months ago
You're not a pregnant woman shooting a potato gun, you expect me to get hard for this?!
u/FreddieFredd — 3 months ago
We thought it was our ability to love that made us human but it turns out it was actually our ability to "select each image containing a boat".
u/FreddieFredd — 3 months ago