Darth Vader trying to return a library book 47 years late
Librarian: Sir, this book was due in 1979.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of late-fee forgiveness disturbing.
Librarian: It’s $56
Darth Vader: …I have altered the fee. Pray I don’t alter it further.
Librarian: That’s not how library fines work.
Darth Vader: breathes aggressively
Librarian: Please stop intimidating the other patrons.
Darth Vader: Fine. I’ll just use the drop box.
The drop box immediately gets crushed by the Force.
Librarian: …sir.
Darth Vader: My apologies.