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What's the most memorable British TV advert?

Over the years there have been many classic TV adverts. There have even been programmes about them.

It was sometimes said, at least in my house, that the adverts were better than the programmes.

What do you remember? The disturbing PIFs with Charlie the cat? Humphreys stealing your milk? A finger of fudge?

I don't think I will ever forget the PG Tips 'chimp' series or the Creature Comforts 'Heat Electric' ones.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 24 hours ago
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Lists of jokes

Is it permitted to tell multiple jokes of the same kind in one post? A short list of lightbulb jokes for instance.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 1 day ago
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to hold the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Mother. Ladder!

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 1 day ago
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The Prime Minister held a meeting with the cabinet this morning.

Later today he will meet the wardrobe and shake hands with the chest of drawers.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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The Ministry of Defence has just announced new pay scales for Non-Commissioned Officers

A new recruit said that it was all very well for the sergeants and the corporals, but it was a big blow to the privates.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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News has just reached us about a collision on the M6 between a prison van and a concrete mixer

Police are advising the public to be on the lookout for ten hardened criminals.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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It's been a bad week for Jeremy Shorthouse, a man that doesn't know the difference between fixative and laxative.

His teeth have been stuck on the lavatory since last Sunday.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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It's been a bad week for Jeremy Shorthouse, a man that doesn't know the difference between fixative and laxative.

His teeth have been stuck on the lavatory since last Sunday.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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An Income Tax inspector was badly bitten by a dog earlier today in Chicago.

After being given antibiotics and treatment for shock the dog was allowed to go home.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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An Income Tax inspector was badly bitten by a dog in Chicago today.

After being given antibiotics and treatment for shock the dog was allowed to go home.

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago
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Reports are coming in that Edmund Hare, the notorious wig thief, has escaped from HMP Wormwood Scrubs

A police spokesman said that they are combing the area.

(HMP=Prison).

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u/GasQuirky3938 — 6 days ago