Oakville traffic
Oakville has genuinely become the capital of people pretending to be busier than they actually are. Every time I go anywhere now it feels like everyone is operating on fake urgency. People are tailgating on Trafalgar like they’re transporting organs to a hospital when in reality they’re probably headed to Pilates or picking up a salad. The funniest part is watching someone aggressively cut through traffic, speed past everybody, nearly cause three accidents, and then you end up right beside them at the next red light anyway. And don’t even get me started on the grocery store parking lots. Oakville drivers will see your reverse lights turn on and immediately materialize behind your car like vultures waiting for a parking spot while you’re still putting bags in your trunk. Relax bro, the Whole Foods parking lot is not the Hunger Games.