Hello reptile owners, my sanity is at risk.
I apologize ahead of time for my bluntness. I am tired.
I am a highschool student and I own a bearded dragon. He loves crickets, so I give him crickets. Somehow, one got loose about a week ago. It’s STILL loose.
This thing does not shut up. Ever. I have torn up my whole room, I have blasted every fan, I have recruited my mother, but I cannot find it.
Earplugs don’t help, music doesn’t help, the tv doesn’t help, this thing is louder than all of it.
It’s taunting me. I’ll move from one side of the room to the other and it moves with me, just to fuck with me. That stupid cricket is laughing at me from wherever the fuck it resides.
I have 3 final exams in the morning. I cannot sleep with this devil spawn of an insect hopping around my room. Please someone tell me how to get rid of it.
And to the cricket, I know you’re reading this you little fuck. I’m going to get you. I will drag you back down to hell where you belong and I will tap dance on your grave. You will look like a car crash victim when I’m done with you, mark my words. I will kill you.