Watching NL play Spire on the train, shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with his card choices but nodding my head so everyone knows I enjoy his existential commentary

Is this peak commuting?

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u/GroltonIsTheDog — 8 days ago

Is a used Popemobile (low milage) a good family car?

I've confirmed that the big seat in the back has isofix so that's ok, and all the windows would be great for our little fella to look out. Plus the bulletproofing is nice of course, I have enemies like anyone else (drug debt haha).

There doesn't appear to be any boot space, and I'm worried if we have another baba we'd immediately have to have another pope seat installed, or just upgrade to a bigger religious vehicle.

Any moms or pops out there tried living with one?

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 1 month ago

3, 1, 4, 2

I was getting vibes from Beth during the fight, I think I could fix her, you know? She keeps Meg off top spot. Meg still clears Amy and Joelle, but the crown she's wearing suggests she is used to a lifestyle that I could not provide.

To be clear, they did all inflict damage on me which I respectfully accept as four rejections, so this is largely academic.

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 2 months ago

Eight years ago, Norwich signed Teemu Pukki, after talks with Amazon Pukki broke down over free shipping and delivery times.

22 PL goals, still a good buy?

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 2 months ago

Breaking: Everyone has left Newcastle. Howe, Tonali, all the players, fans, the stadium, the memory of Shearer. They're just gone.

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 3 months ago

Petition to have the current top post of all time deleted

Are we actually letting a non-jerk 'We love Cape Verde's goalie' post be the top post of all time in this sub? Mods you need to treat it like Gabriel taking his penalty and yeet that shit out of here.

If we reward this, the sub will descend into low quality karma farming.

The bad kind

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 3 months ago

Was scrolling the subreddit and paused because this ad does sound like the intro to an NL-coded bit

Those hypocrites rejected me because my grades were below C-level

u/GroltonIsTheDog — 4 months ago