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Why don't cows talk to each other?
Cause there's always beef between them.
u/HarpyGravey — 10 days ago
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Where's the best place to find a wedding DJ?
Wikiwikipedia.
u/HarpyGravey — 15 days ago
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spectator.
u/HarpyGravey — 16 days ago
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I saw an army of babies walking down the street this morning.
I think it was the infantry.
u/HarpyGravey — 16 days ago
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Did you know that the best bakers are cats?
It's because they make everything from scratch.
u/HarpyGravey — 16 days ago
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Which country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland. Cause it's Dublin every day.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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What's a Mexicans favorite food to eat at a smoke stack?
A chimney-changa.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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What's a skeletons favourite instrument?
A trom-bone.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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My boyfriend told me I have a terrible sense of direction, I got really mad at him.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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When I was a kid I used to think an ocean of pop existed.
Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
u/HarpyGravey — 1 month ago
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u/HarpyGravey — 2 months ago
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Did you hear about the queen who's only 12 inches tall?
They say she's a great ruler.
u/HarpyGravey — 2 months ago
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The Chinese man who invented the camera lens passed away this morning.
R.i.p Zoo Min.
u/HarpyGravey — 2 months ago
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A man was caught stealing in a store, he was balancing on the shoulders of some vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
u/HarpyGravey — 2 months ago
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To the person that broke into my car and stole my anti-depressants.
I hope you're happy.
u/HarpyGravey — 3 months ago
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I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament.
But good players are hard to find.
u/HarpyGravey — 3 months ago
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
u/HarpyGravey — 3 months ago
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Did you know Mozart killed all of his chickens?
It's because whenever he asked them who their favorite composer was, all they'd say was Bach! Bach! Bach!
u/HarpyGravey — 3 months ago
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Did you hear about the guy that got hit in the head with a can of pop?
Don't have to worry about him, it was a soft drink.
u/HarpyGravey — 3 months ago