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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get the right support, people will think we're nuts."
u/HarpyGravey — 19 hours ago
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I went to the doctor and told the nurse I got bit by a wolf.
She said, "where?"
I said, "no, regular."
u/HarpyGravey — 7 days ago
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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurize before you even see it.
u/HarpyGravey — 7 days ago
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My wife said the house was haunted.
I've lived here 300 years, I didn't notice anything unusual.
u/HarpyGravey — 7 days ago
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My girlfriend said I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what it said in her diary.
u/HarpyGravey — 7 days ago
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Just unlocked a new cutlery skin :)
I found it in an oatmeal box of all places ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
u/HarpyGravey — 8 days ago
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What does a mortician and an electrician have in common?
They're both shocked when they touch a live one.
u/HarpyGravey — 10 days ago
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What is a trouts favorite toy brand?
Fisherprice.
u/HarpyGravey — 11 days ago
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What did the melon say when his grass looked too dry?
"I guess it's time to Watermalawn."
u/HarpyGravey — 13 days ago
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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Because nothing can get under their skin.
u/HarpyGravey — 13 days ago
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Cause when you try talking to them they're like, huh?
u/HarpyGravey — 21 days ago