▲ 36 r/truths
The great Chinese philosopher Confucius never once in his over 70-year life said “please”, “thank you” or “excuse me”.
This is because he did not speak English.
u/HeimLauf — 6 days ago
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r/askanything r/ExplainTheJoke r/apostrophegore r/GrammarPolice r/truths r/Jokes r/HomestarRunner r/AskOuija r/shittyaskhistory
After the Great Leap Forward and the Chinese famine, why did Mao not just say, 'It was just a prank, bro'?
reddit.comu/BigAd3903 — 24 days ago
▲ 10 r/AskOuija
I really don’t care if you’re straight, gay or _________.
reddit.comu/HeimLauf — 2 months ago
▲ 67 r/Jokes
Why can’t Elijah, Isaiah or Muhammad work for charities?
They’re non-prophet organizations!
u/HeimLauf — 2 months ago
▲ 22 r/shittyaskhistory
How is Bill Clinton still alive? Hell, how did he even live long enough to become POTUS?
He always said he didn’t inhale, so surely he should have died of asphyxiation by now.
u/HeimLauf — 2 months ago
▲ 24 r/shittyaskhistory
Why did the House of Bourbon rule in France? Everyone knows it’s only bourbon if it comes from Kentucky.
reddit.comu/HeimLauf — 3 months ago
What?
Closest I could think of was a dragon called aman or something from a fandom I don't know about
Edit:you can stop answering the question now guys
u/HeimLauf — 3 months ago