I discovered a useful hack whereby eating half a gummy right before a social interaction subdued my anxiety. I only do it (edibles) on occasion, so my weed tolerance is quite low. Anyways..
I was pretty stoked about meeting someone I'd been talking to on Hinge because it felt like a sure thing and she's pysically 100% my type. I want to emphasize that I'm very attracted to her because it makes this situation all the more regrettable.
I started a new job and avoided taking gummies. I asked one of my new coworkers if we get randomly tested which sparked a whole conversation about black market gummies vs what you get at the dispensary. She ended giving me her 500mg's that night so I could take them for a test run. I ate one and turned into that sloth from Zootopia.
Flash forward to last February and I'm getting ready to meet this girl in person for the first time, only I forgot to use my brain and ate from the ones my coworker gave me. Realizing what I'd done, I told my date "sorry if I'm a little weird tonight, I had an edible" upon arriving. She laughed and told me it was fine, she does it too. This usually doesn't happen right away, but we ended up back at her place later that evening. Which was unfortunate timing because that's when it decided to kick in.. The first sign of trouble was my mouth got super dry. I had the worst cotton mouth I've ever experienced and started to panic. "Omg Water!" She ran and brought back a glass. When we got back to work she wouldn't stop fellating me until I had to physically stop her. When I asked her to get on top she went "no I can't" Me: "why not?" Her: "because you're not hard enough!" I then noticed that I wasn't, so I got up to examine why the hell I suddenly went flaccid. I'm not that old, this has NEVER happened to me before, and nothing I did seemed to be helping. I found out later via ChatGPT that too much weed can cause this.
She was understandably unhappy that I had to cut our enounter short and said "this is why I do edibles at home". Things got pretty awkward from then on and I got the feeling she wanted me out of there pronto. Also, apparently I never spat out my gum when I went down on her because she brought that up too. "Were you chewing gum? Because you were stinging me down there" 🤦 Literally could not have gone worse.. I never called her again from the embarrassment and I doubt she would've taken me up on a second date regardless.
tl;dr cannabis induced ED ruins first and only date with attractive lady