u/Ill_Relative9776
Times like these cleanrot feels like the only answer
Tbf host ain’t really deserve that shit pot but their phantoms definitely did
Also that dude’s connection was so horrid legit whenever I was near them my frames were dropping cleanrot was my only answer here
Tormenting 3 dudes with the explosion physick (trying rl30)
Finally finished gathering all the stuff I potentially might use at rl30 including the explosion physick and I’ve been using it to troll people. Ts funny as fuckkk
Very rare dlc invasion at 60
Wondering why I swapped to BHB immediately I knew if they were in DLC the host might’ve have a high level phantom with them to deal with the harder enemies dlc has so I used my BHB for quick status build up because there’s really no other way to deal with high level phantoms
Really wish you could make Varre your maiden in this game
Imagine he calls you maidenless so you flirt with him so he can be your maiden type shii and he actually accepts type shii
Then you lowkey get closer and closer throughout the adventure and you invade other people and go on murder sprees as dates type shii
He’d like bite your fingers till they bleed with and without the mask on type shii and you could crack his shii at first step and liurnia and when you kiss he like bites your tongue and neck
Then one day while cracking his shii in Mohgywn palace he starts stabbing you to death so your blood is like leaking over both you but it’s lowk kinda hot cuz it’s like lube but like you’re dying so you’re on the verge of passing out and laying on the ground dying bleeding to death watching Varre still continuing to ride your shii as you’re dying
That’d be great
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Yeah
This is the only reason I keep the blue ring on
Perfect for finding ganks and TT campers
Thoughts on the new inventory layout?
Trying to reorganize and optimize my inventory for hard swaps, anyone think this looks good? Anyone here who can help make it better?
The way it’s set up is my main weapon in the middle
The left of the main weapon is a weapon to swap to if the opponent starts to run
The right of the main weapon is a weapon to swap to if the opponent is too up close
On the very edge are parry shields
So example would be
Carian Retaliation | Piercing Fang GKat | Divine Frost Stomp Sword Lance | Flaming Strike GKat | Golden Parry
Anyone have suggestions to improve this? Thank you!
Wait, who was Messmer’s father???
We know Messmer is Marika’s firstborn, so that would imply he is Godfrey’s child yes? But then where does he get the red hair?
Obvious that would mean Radagon is the father because he has the red hair that passed down to Malenia, Miquella, and Melina. But those children were the latest one born and we know Messmer was the very first.
As well, when Messmer was born Radagon and Marika hadn’t split yet and were still one in the same being (correct me if I’m wrong but I believe Radagon only split from Marika when the golden order went to war against Raya Lucaria and Radagon split to marry Rennala)
So does this mean Marika had a third, unknown husband/spouse before she ever met Godfrey? I’m confused and am wondering if anyone else had any theories or ideas as to who Messmer’s father really is?
(I also asked my friend this same question and he said since Radagon and Marika were still one person when she married Godfrey, that meant Radagon was the mother and Godfrey was the father. But I seriously doubt that holds any ground)
I just want the mammoth tusk
I tried to single out and kill this mammoth for like 30 minutes for this miscellaneous quest before I just gave up
I found out my wife was blatantly cheating on me with my best friend in an attempt to hurt me
Little does she know I have a cuck fetish 😈
Yeah I’m hauling my fat ass back to Elden Ring
I suck at PvP in the older titles lol
Trying to parry? THIS is how you parry
Not an impressive clip but this was my first ever hard swap parry that actually landed
My inventory sorting is pretty bad I’ll admit which makes swapping to the thing longer than it should be but I’m glad I was able to pull this off
RL 200 is such a magical place
Ignore my buddy talking in the back ground there was two of them but one had voice included in clips and the other had that option off so they were chatting while I was invading
Pot
No good clips of killing hosts today buttt I did get this funny pot kill on a phantom