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HOW TO GET FILTHY RICH, LIVE FOREVER AND BE BETTER IN BED, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK VIEW SPOILER AND FOLLOW THE 10 STEP INSTRUCTIONS WITHIN. HURRY!!! OFFER AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!

Step 1: Buy a foot long sausage.

Step 2: Cut off {error: text not found, attempting to restore source: failure, jumping to next conclusion: success! Signed, Richard Nixon}

and enjoy your new luxury filled life!

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u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 5 days ago
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Pirate DVD update: The DVD clones awaken

I'm doing these updates when I get three more of them, apparently.

Errata: The word "date" on slide 5 should read "data". Oops.

u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 5 days ago

Are there any famous typos/mistranslations from your country?

The Wicked Bible is an edition of the King James Bible from 1631, known for omitting "not" from "Thou shalt not commit adultery" in Exodus 20:14, along with misprinting "greatness" as "great asse" in Deuteronomy 5:24 resulting in "Behold, the LORD our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-asse", though "asse" would have referred to a donkey back then.

u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 25 days ago
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There is no hidden message here

Don't look at the image too much, it's not worth your time

u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 2 months ago

Colonialist 🤦‍♂️

It exposes the colonial mentality that £100’s billions that’s disappeared of TAX PAYERS money under Tories is ignored, & colonialists look the other way, & yet an internal fraud” that cost the SNP & which a conviction has occurred which you’d think colonialists would be happy about yet they’re loosing their minds over it. As normal for colonialists robbing the tax payer is a standard colonial practice so not really a crime? Add in the 50,000 unnecessary deaths under Westminsters covid chaos to try & hide Brexit destruction & it seems colonialists don’t just have contempt for tax payers money, but folks lives too

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u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 2 months ago

This may just be in the Edinburgh southern constituency, but only the leaflet from Reform told you anything about the candidate. Greens had a picture of the co leaders, SNP had John Swinneys face on it and Labour was "a message from Anas Sarwar". The minor parties weren't much better with only the Communist party telling you about the candidate. I saw an SNP leaflet that detailed the candidate for another area in a friends house, so are the parties holding off until the last minute? Or do they think their name alone is enough?

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u/ImAJoeEddyKnight — 4 months ago