The New X5 is ugly, but so are a lot of other cars.
The new X5, I don’t even have words for this abomination, which must’ve been brought to you by Twitter, I mean X. With its pig nose it looks like an angry birds pig, a dead one specifically. I am grateful it doesn’t have the horrible split head lights that are sweeping the industry but that’s not saying much. Much like the new x3 which has the side profile of a handheld vacuum this thing has the beauty and grace of a cow dung on the bottom of your shoe. I blame the ix whatever that ugly suv is called for this new design language, it also has the fender treatment that is sweeping the industry which is just ugly, bulky and makes the presumably massive wheels look small and inadequate, the Hyundai ionic uglified Volvo station wagon pulls it off better though. I also love when a car has a nice fender flare but this is a bit much, it makes the car look like a silly cartoon mobile an hoa Karen drives. I included the Kia ev whatever because the fender flares it pulls off better.