
u/InterestingArea7415

Another relaxing weekend of video gaming.
"We give you lots of stadiums to chose from"
"We also made a bug 5 weeks ago where you can't actually change your stadium at all. Anyway, spend $50 on drafts for a 0.01% chance of packing Yamal"
Absolute fkin clown devs.
*hates on game* *posts positive review*. These are your team mates.
Just another basic QOL thing that pisses me off. Anyway, don't forgot to buy a premium helicopter that costs more than GTA 6.
How the bullshit AI ref works in this dumpster fire of a game
Number of football things EA doesnt understand, #3684 - Offside.
Remember to use Gaijin logic when posting your answer.
Argentina actually had 2 shots on target in the WC final.
TIL During the 1990 World Cup, Brazil played Argentina. During a break, Brazilian player Branco was handled a bottle of water by the Argentine physio. Branco felt sleepy and felt he had been spiked with a sedative. Argentina won. 14 years later, Maradonna suggested this was true.
en.wikipedia.orgReminder - We still don't have the option to claim immediate victory against ragequitters
I type this as my "gameplay" consists of my bot team playing against a bot team because I went 2-0 in the first 20 minutes.
Fkin clown game.
Systematically ruining every 8.0-10.0 match. Oh and guess what, it's Russian. My surprise and shock knows no limits.
I'm 99% certain over half of players in ground battles are just bots.
It's the same shit every time and they stand out a mile.
They'll drive forward at spawn and do nothing but drive straight even if that means crashing into people and slowing everyone down.
They'll have their basic camo and be sat with 0.6 K/Ds with no decals or cosmetic items
And then just make a straight line drive for a cap or spawn across open ground, occasionally rotating the turret.
Just played a game on Rhine at top tier.
There's probably 2 enemy left and one of them is spawn camping our spawn exit, top right corner.
He's corner watching me near top right cap. I've got him spotted and I'm pinging the map. Must have pinged in excess of 12 times.
What do the 5 "players" on our team do. Just sit in the enemy cap not moving
They only have 2 enemies left, one i've spotted and i'm certain the other one was in a plane.
Needless to say after my spotting and pinging, the BMPTrash just got bored of watching, rushed me, I die.
All while our "players" are just sat in their spawn like brain damaged bacteria.
Thing is, its the same every fucking game, every match, every map.
It's not even new players, we're talking top tier here so there must have been some fairly serious grinding going on. And its not players just being thick, I mean, the match is essentially over, we have the caps, there no enemies left except some plane and the guy I'm furiously trying to get help with in his OP russianshit and everyone just sits there waiting for their braincell to warm up. Blatant bots.
It's the same fighting them too. They'll look at you and not even fire, if they do fire, they'll just then sit there, no smoke, no movement, no cover, nothing.
Schizo time but I'm sure half of lobbies are bots and Gaijin do nothing because it makes the game look more popular.
edit - Talking of bots, it's only taken them 15 seconds since posting to start the downvotes, so I must be onto something.
Gaijin decided to give every vehicle I spawned with, death camo. Sensational update.
Haha suck it, rat.
First noticed this asshat cheating about 6 weeks ago. He'd just pop smoke, drive into it with his bushed up premium leopard then spend his time using wallhack and aimbot to clap people.
He pulled 26 nukes in 24 hours of gameplay.
I reported through the game client, but whenever i've done this before nothing happens. I'm adamant Gaijin only pay attention to reports through the replay page and I'm also fairly satisfied they only focus on the newkids like this who make it stupidly obvious.
Dickhead just went and bought himself a Fuji during the sales too. Lmao rekt.