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Humans will often take incredible risks for equally incredibly STUPID reasons.
u/Jackviator — 3 hours ago
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Never underestimate the danger you're in when encountering a young sphinx. While they themselves pose little threat, just like humans and other such sapient races juvenile sphinxes never stray far from their fully-grown and VERY deadly parents.
u/Jackviator — 6 hours ago
Go easy on her, she has anxiety. (Art by KaijuFluffs)
u/Jackviator — 6 hours ago
Personally I'm just impressed they were able to find a computer setup in their size.
u/Jackviator — 4 days ago
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Beware the human who is indulging their inner child; for human children are often cruel, capricious and above all else, destructive.
u/Jackviator — 6 days ago
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"The only thing easier than this setting is the challenge it is for me to pick up dates IRL" 😎
u/Jackviator — 6 days ago
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[WP] You're the child of one of the most feared and influential mob bosses in the whole country. You work as the cook at one of their front restaurants, but not because you have any interest in the "family business." Simply put, you've always secretly wanted to one day be a renowned chef.
reddit.comu/Jackviator — 7 days ago
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Humans are the only species with the concept of ghosts because their spitefulness and desire for vengeance after being wronged is so strong that it persists even after death; thus, they're the only species that actually HAS ghosts.
u/Jackviator — 10 days ago
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Humans have the uncanny ability to predict negative outcomes such as a squad mate dying or mission failing based purely on seemingly unrelated factors (ex: having two weeks until retirement or uttering phrases like "what could possibly go wrong?")
u/Jackviator — 12 days ago
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Unborhered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing.
u/Jackviator — 13 days ago
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Humans drink chemical compounds most species categorize as level-10 toxic substances just to keep themselves alert.
u/Jackviator — 18 days ago
The Human Sign Law is an observable phenomenon that states compliance with warning signs in any given area tends to skyrocket 600+% if one gives the job of enforcing them to humans.
u/Jackviator — 20 days ago
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"For the last time, I am not your 'baby', nor am I your 'honey,' and I'm most CERTAINLY not your 'ragtime gal!'"
u/Jackviator — 21 days ago
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Trying to fit the endless complexities of one's personal identity to fit into rigid categories is like trying to squeeze the universe into a box. Let's all frolic together instead \o/
u/Jackviator — 26 days ago