Followup to that comic about the lil' sphinx with anxiety (art by kaijufluffs)
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Followup to that comic about the lil' sphinx with anxiety (art by kaijufluffs)

u/Jackviator — 2 days ago

If you're struggling, maybe you just haven't found your personal equivalent of a pond yet.

u/Jackviator — 3 days ago

"...Ok, how about this: computer, show me fortnite dilfs." "Nope." "Fortnite gilfs...?" "Absolutely the fuck not."

u/Jackviator — 7 days ago

Remember kids, always practice safe witchcraft, and never re-use the blood you've already utilized to draw the arcane circles to then make your curses. It just might backfire and leave YOU the one suffering the constantly-stubbing-your-toe hex rather than your intended target.

u/Jackviator — 10 days ago

"Listen, we both know you're only asking to be polite, my arms are getting sore from carrying this shit and I still have to make it to the bougie part of town to get full size candy bars. Let's cut to the chase."

u/Jackviator — 11 days ago
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"Elder Slayer" sounds like the title you'd give to a retired dragon hunter or something

u/Jackviator — 15 days ago

You go up to your beloved pet hamster's cage one day to see a tiny sign in front of it that says "we are a UNION household"

u/Jackviator — 20 days ago

A lady of wealth with a taste for the finer things in life (catnip, premium organic wet cat food, cat towers so tall they may as well be the Tower of Babel, etc).

u/Jackviator — 22 days ago

Humans are an 'oral learner' species. Their babies put rocks in their mouths, their scientists deliberately taste toxic substances to see the effects, and they have entire "poison control" services devoted to helping those who ate things they shouldn't have.

u/Jackviator — 1 month ago

"Don't piss on the platform or we will ensure it will get a million views within a week" or "If you piss on my house I'll explode you with my laser explosion eye beams" are both pretty good deterrents

u/Jackviator — 1 month ago