u/Jackviator

[WP] Two children are left as sacrifices to a dragon that recently moved into a cavern near a village. Disgusted by the insinuation that they'd ever eat a sapient being, the dragon tells them to just go home. Instead, the kids beg the dragon to let them stay.

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u/Jackviator — 2 days ago

[WP] You're a normal human that works as a babysitter for supernatural creatures. You're covered in all manner of scars and are missing multiple teeth, fingers and even a couple toes. But nights like tonight remind you why despite all the pain, you wouldn't trade this job for any other.

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u/Jackviator — 4 days ago
▲ 2.2k r/MXTX+1 crossposts

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me." -That pigeon, probably

u/Jackviator — 3 days ago

*David Attenborough voice* "The StingRug is a land-based lifeform believed to have diverged from its aquatic cousins on an evolutionary level at some distant point in the past."

u/Jackviator — 5 days ago

3rd evolution would be "sparell" and it's a giant snail with an equally huge rain barell on its back

u/Jackviator — 9 days ago

Humans love to dress up as monstrous beings, be it their holiday of "Halloween" or purely for their own amusement.

u/Jackviator — 12 days ago

"Meow. Meow. Meow. Myah. Meow. Meow. Myah. Meow." *Turns and waves to owner* "Lovely day we're having, right? Anyhow..." *Turns back to cat* "Meow. Myah. Meow.-"

u/Jackviator — 14 days ago