u/Jadefiregriffon

None of the letters equal 2. The answer to a letter can only be a number 1-9 except for 2.

a+b+c=16

a+b=d+3

Me and my players were chatting before the game. We were talking about what our dump stats would be irl. My wife and I said our friends dump stat would be Dex because he has a bum knee and walks with a cane. He told us no and later he snatches a fly out of the air unharmed and said, "I told you dex isn't my dump stat."

We also have squirle feeders and I suppose you can include flower gardens that are grown with the intent of attracting bees and butterflies. Beyond that you always hear "don't feed wildlife". Not a starving polar bear, not random bunny, nothing. However having 15 bird feeders and going to the park to feed the birds is fine. Why?

In combat as a DM; do you target the player who is doing the most damage, the one designed to be a tank, whomever is closest, or do you base it on player HP? I know some DMs play "smart" and try to "win" while others might play softball. How do you decide who to target?

There are perfectly good urinals that no one is at and you go into a stall to pee? Weird but okay. You don't raise the lid or sit and you piss all over the seat and don't clean it up!? You ruin the toilet for everyone else after you! And while I'm on the toilet topic, when people flush paper towels or put gum in the urinals! That's small dick energy if I've ever seen it! I'm not even a janitor! Being so inconsiderate of your fellow man drives me up the wall! Have some decency!

Title says it all. My 1st time playing was in Eberron so it still holds a special spot for me. Currently running Crooked Moon and that's fun but I want to branch out more. Maybe try Obojima?

OK. Irl I've been in landscaping for about 7 years. I am a master with a shovel. I even have my favorite, all steel, 5ft, signature series, $90 shovel. I want to bring that into dnd. I asked multiple DMs before making my character can I just reskin an existing two handed bludgeoning weapon as a shovel that my character is proficient with. All but my wife have said, "No. Shovels are improvised weapons." If my character, like me, is well versed in the use of shovel and has never picked up a sword before; do you really think I would be proficient with said sword and do more damage than I would with my favorite shovel!? No! Why does it seem impossible to get a DM to let me have proficiency in shovel? Literally just reskin an existing weapon and call it flavor! Am I wrong here?

I've always camped with access to water and power. Any tips for primitive camping as a couple? Also, if there is no bathroom can I just bury it or do I need to pack it into a Diaper Genie or something?