u/Jason1920

My love for my beautiful vampire pelle❤️
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My love for my beautiful vampire pelle❤️

My passion and obsession for my beloved. My vampire, we were made for each other. I love him so much. No one, no girl, will ever be able to reach the level of love I feel for this vampire, my beloved, my husband, my boyfriend, my fiancé. I love him with all my heart. Pelle loves me and I love him. Yes, I tattooed "(Pelle loves me)" on my thigh because he truly loves me. I would say we are two soulmates, yes, or definitely! I am his vampire and he is my vampire. I want to join him...🪦💍 And another thing: I don't care who says my love for Pelle is scary. And another thing, I've already cut out Pelle's name in several places. And I want to make it clear that no girl, not a single one, will have the love I feel for Pelle Ohlin! I'm making this perfectly clear because we were made for each other (if anyone says otherwise, it's because they're jealous, and I'll kill anyone who says they love my Pelle more than I do (impossible) hahaha)

Pelle is my soulmate! 💍🪦 Pelle, my boyfriend

Pelle, my husband

If you were shocked, it's because you all've never seen me being truly obsessed and possessive, and remember, I don't want help from anyone. Pelle is mine, period. Understand that once and for all. I'm the one who loves him more.

(Forever pelle)

u/Jason1920 — 4 days ago

Lemon Twigs and a Carrera LT-120.

Bought this machine in 1995 for $5 just to save it. *Extremely* low hours on it. It went into my parent's attic shortly thereafter. Went back and retrieved it last winter, and it's finally working perfectly.

You couldn't ask for a better Saturday.

Never could find the manual online. Good thing it came with it.

u/Jason1920 — 5 days ago

I have been giving this swallowtail honey water and clover, but it hasn't moved in days.

Can anybody tell me what might be wrong?

u/Jason1920 — 8 days ago

Just thought it was an odd thing to find at such a place, and wanted to share.

u/Jason1920 — 21 days ago

Needless to say, I have ALL the variants now. Take that, Tay Tay collectors.

(Nothing says "Recently deceased horny grandmas in your area!" like four copies of "Midnight At The Oasis" in one pile.)

u/Jason1920 — 21 days ago

Sleeve's seen better days, but the disc is clean. Did an audible gasp when I found it. Also, first time I've seen that many Maria Muldaur's in one stack! Midnight at the oasisses?

u/Jason1920 — 21 days ago

Phillips Phun Phact: In 1945, he pooped on 17 chairs in Okinawa and was awarded the Purple Fart for damage to his colon. Truly, an American hero.

u/Jason1920 — 22 days ago