Spartans from different generations are dropped in Blood Gulch for a free for all deathmatch.
Which team wins?
Team One: Spartan IIs x2
Team Two: Spartan IIIs x3
Team Three: Spartan IVs x4
Each team is made up of “average” Spartans from that generation. Each Spartan wields an Assault Rifle and a Magnum.
Arael (the big creepy angel hovering in orbit) invades Dr. Doom’s mind.
He is not expecting a mental attack.
Can Doom overpower Arael’s mind attack, and if so, how easily?
To keep things fair, she’s looking for a fight but is otherwise in-character.
Alucard is bored and is looking for a fun fight. Where would he rank the combatants on this list?
He’ll fight each in a battle to the death. Each fighter is at their peak
1. Edward and Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
2. Blade (Blade Films)
3. Hunk (Resident Evil)
4. Sekiro / Wolf (Sekiro)
5. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
6. Malum Caedo (Boltgun)
7. Jotaro Joestar (JoJo)
A group of Uruk-Hai ambush a small pocket of Covenant troopers. Who comes out on top?
Uruk-Hai: Thirty soldiers in plate armor wielding longbows, spears, and swords.
Covenant: One Elite Major, one Elite Minor, two Jackals, and six Grunts. Wielding needlers, plasma rifles, and plasma pistols.
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Round One: As above, location is a dense forest.
Round Two: There are now one hundred Uruk-Hai, location is the interior of a Covenant cruiser.
Im not sure if this match-up has occurred in canon yet, but I found the idea interesting.
On the one side you have a group of Iron Warriors who have fortified like crazy and created all sorts of blatantly unfair killing fields, deathtraps and hidey holes.
And on the other side, god’s hungriest soldiers. How would they adapt to siege warfare?
How many bolter and sword toting Space Marines can Black Panther defeat on his own?
The arena is a heavily forested environment. Fight continues until Black Panther dies or is incapacitated.
Round 1: Black Panther (MCU)
Round 2: Black Panther (616)
How well does Bradley fair against a very early version of Zoro?
Round One: Zoro (Very first appearance) vs Bradley
Round Two: Zoro (Post Alabasta Arc) vs Bradley
Both sides are wielding normal steel swords.
If the Foot grabs a new member, and he winds up being stupidly good at martial arts, what does his future look like?
Will he earn some kind of promotion?
Or will he just be a generic ninja for the rest of his life?
Jack’s holy sword is put to the test against one of Khorne’s biggest, baddest daemons.
An elite bloodthirster guards the time portal leading back home.
Can Jack cut him down?
Specifically for the pre-Korra era.
It seems like Benders are just… Better?
All four bending styles have tons of utility. They open up unique career opportunities. Some people can become healers, others can create homes or huge walls out of rocks.
Even with minimal training, you can use it to defend yourself or run away.
Are there any downsides whatsoever?
Hard choice for some of you Lightners...
After getting into a heated argument with a Spartan, an Ultramarine declares that he can shrug off anything he throws at him. How poorly does this go?
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The Marine: Wearing Mark VII power armor. He will stand perfectly still, arms wide, and allow the Spartan to shoot him from a distance of 30 ft.
The Spartan is equipped with a variety of weapons:
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R1: Assault Rifle - 32 rounds
R2: Shotgun - 12 rounds
R3: Sniper Rifle - 4 rounds
R4: Rocket Launcher - 2 missiles
R5: Spartan Laser - 1 shot
R6: Railgun - 1 shot
Bonus 1: Energy Sword - 3 attempts
Bonus 2: Gravity Hammer - 3 attempts
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If the Space Marine dies or is too injured to walk away, he loses.
Which rounds can he pass?
Instead of Chaos vs Force Gods, lets look at the absolute fodder of both settings.
In a battle between Stormtroopers and Imperial Guardsmen, who comes out on top?
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Rules:
Arena: Neutral beachfront which neither side has explored. Lots of rocky cover.
Stormtroopers: 500 total, mostly basic troops with some scouts and sergeants as well. Led by an officer.
Guard: Very average regiment, so no Cadians. Normal troopers with a few veterans. Led by a commissar.
Both sides are limited to their usual weapons and armor. No vehicles unless otherwise stated.
Battle is to the death, no retreating.
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Round One: As described
Round Two: Both sides are now “elite.” Stormtroopers are replaced with Deathtroopers.
Guardsmen are ALL replaced with the Death Korps of Krieg.
Round Three: Same as round two but both sides also receive vehicles. Deathtroopers get x10 AT-STs and x3 AT-AT Walkers.
Death Korps get x5 Leman Russ Tanks.
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Bonus Round 1: Composite Vader vs 100 Death Korps soldiers.
Bonus Round 2: x3 generic Ultramarines vs 500 Deathtroopers
Dooku as of Revenge of the Sith vs current Ahsoka with dual sabers.
Who takes it?
I read up on the black bear that appears in Season 5 and there’s a lot of good takes on it representing Tony, his masculinity, etc.
What most people are missing is that the Bear is not just Tony’s alter ego, its literally another form he can assume.
Satanic Black Magic, Sick Shit: The Bear appears in the episode ‘Two Tonys.’ You’re telling me you’ve never pondered that? In addition to the literal two Tonys, Tony and Tony Egg, we also have Tony and Tony Bear. AKA two sides of the same man’s psychotic personality.
When Ginny Goes Camping…: Who doesn’t like a good Ginny Sac joke? Aside from that crybaby with that giant thing in New York. Notably though, Tony wasn’t entirely amused by this quip. You may chalk it up to this being a lazy joke… Or, it being grossly offensive anti-bear discrimination.
As a bear himself, Tony caught some strays from someone who really should have known better.
Everything’s Always Gay With You: When Carmela calls the animal control guys, they both fail to find the bear (given that he’s currently walking on two legs and eyeing the gabagool).
Tony insinuates that Ranger Rick is the kind of guy to get caught in the back of a car catching, not pitching. Obviously! The feud between bears and rangers has existed since George Washington wore short pants nearly 250 years ago. A bear would call you gay too, if he could only speak.
That’s Right Cocksucker, Go Back To Yellowstone!: Shapeshifting is nothing new to the Sopranos series. We’ve seen that Phil is afflicted with house-based lycanthropy, making him a warehouse. Pussy changes into a fish form (though his powers are limited to the Freudian subconscious). Ralphie can become bald on command. The list goes on, mysteries abound.
In Conclusion: It was the perfect set-up. Tony plays bear and scares Carmela, then returns in human form to save the day. Its a protection racket through and through, standard mob shit.
Tony and the Bear never appear in the same scene. When the Members Only prick shows up, Tony doesn’t wildshape at the diner because Carmela and his kids are sitting *right there,* imagine how upset they’d be!
When the screen fades to black, you suddenly remember Bobby’s famous quote concerning death, and it all makes sense.
”Bear left.” So we (the audience) went home. I’ve said my piece.
Both are fully aware of each other’s nature and abilities. They have five minutes to ready themselves.
Arena: Yellowstone National Park
Who takes it?