American with a shield vs Nazi with swords. In a fight to the death, who wins?
R1: Cap is unarmed
R2: Cap has his shield
Bonus: Captain America vs Hellboy (armed with his pistol). Incap only
In the original Alien, the company wants a Xenomorph because genuine alien life is priceless. Makes sense, imagine the profits from synthesizing its turbo acid blood alone.
Then the writers said nuh uh and now everyone at Weyland-Yutani wants to turn xenomorphs into attack dogs. Which is awful for more than two reasons but here’s two:
Point 2 is just downright hilarious to me.
“We want a spooky 100% loyal killing machine that can infiltrate enemy lines.” Oh you mean the robots with super strength you already have access to?
Ash passed as a human for what, months? He lived in close contact with space truckers and they thought he was, at worst, a reclusive jerk. Maybe he’s too expensive to mass produce for war. I don’t actually know or care how much a milk-powered Ian Holm robot costs, but it has to be less than 1/10th of the money-eating black hole that is the xenomorph domestication project.
“Corporations are dumb.” “Satire and such.”
Yes I get it. But at some point you have to ask yourself, how silly is too silly? Speaking of camp…
I’m reminded of Resident Evil and Umbrella Corp. They had the same game plan of:
Except at least Umbrella was just selling lizard monsters as a side gig so they could fund their passion project of immortality or whatever.
Weyland-Yutani seems interested in xenomorphs not as a means to an end but as the end itself.
Conclusion: Make more milk robots you morons
Adrian Veidt, the smartest man on the cinder vs Karl Ruprecht Kroenen, Hitler’s top assassin. Fight is a random encounter in an art museum.
Who takes it?
Round One: Title
Round Two: Ozmandias also gets his pet cat Bubastis
Simple question, who is the strongest fighter in OG Dragon Ball that Mr. Hanma can defeat? (At least 6/10)
Round 1: Current Yujiro with zero prep
Round 2: Yujiro gets one month in the DB universe to train / prepare
In DnD 5e a Kobold is a small, CR 1/8 monster wielding a sling and a dagger. It hates sunlight. It has never seen a DC-15A Blaster Rifle.
How many of the ankle-biters do you need to kill off ten clones?
Clones: Eight troopers wielding blaster rifles, one corporal with dual pistols, and a sergeant with a rifle, pistol, and two thermal detonators.
All are wearing Phase 1 armor and are just returning from the Geonosis campaign.
Kobolds: Want their shiny loot and will sacrifice any number of kobolds to get it.
ROUND ONE: Takes place in a crumbling castle / Kobold lair. Kobolds have twenty minutes to prepare.
ROUND TWO: Takes place outside, in neutral territory.
Based on vibes alone, who do you think takes this?
Assume they both have their double-bladed sabers, and Maul has his legs.
With a (very) slight twist. Azula‘s only goal is to tag Bumi with her lightning at least once.
Battle takes place in Ba Sing Se, both sides are aware of each other. No comet, no eclipse.
Can Azula land a single lightning bolt?
The four Chaos Gods decide to turn over a new leaf. They become totally benevolent with humans.
Meanwhile, the Orks decide that Tyranids are kinda green-looking. They immediately team up and are willing to do whatever the Hivemind says.
In a war between just these two factions, who ultimately wins?
Round 1: Imperium + Chaos vs Orks + Tyranids
Bonus: Imperium + Orks vs Chaos + Nids
Giraffe-man vs Banana guard. Kaku has his awakened devil fruit + swords, and the Custodian is wielding a sentinel warblade.
Who takes it?
Just found out that Elites have different armor hues. Some are brighter and others are duller.
Its subtle but I love the variety that this adds!
Makes it seem like some Elites were freshly equipped (the shinies) and others have been slogging through the jungle for a while.
Simple match-up, if you pitted a Covenant Elite against an average Jedi Knight, who’s coming out on top?
R1: Elite Minor with Plasma Rifle and Needler
R2: Elite Ultra with Energy Sword
Bonus Round: Elite Field Marshall with Fuel Rod Cannon + Four Elite Zealots with Energy Swords