u/Lucky_Reward2096

Here’s the deal in one line: I’m good at building the thing that finds buyers. I’m terrible at being the person who phones them. That second part is the job.
Why I’m useless at it: I’m French. The moment a UK business owner hears my accent on a cold call, their brain quietly files me under “scam, or possibly a man selling cheese.” So I’ll stay behind the curtain building the machine, and you, with your beautiful native English, do the talking. Fair trade.
So what’s the machine? I run a lead-gen agency. I produce qualified B2B leads and sell businesses a monthly retainer for a steady stream of them. The product works. The offer works. The only missing piece is someone who can take a list, work the phones, and close.
I want a full-cycle rep, not a setter, not a “warm meetings only” closer. You dial, you handle objections, you sign them. Start to finish, it’s yours.
Now the part you actually care about, because you’re a closer and you’ve been burned before:
You’re calling business owners in a vertical you already know, accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll. Pick your strongest. These are owners, not consumers, not tyre-kickers.
You’re not building the list. I give you a clean, filtered, targeted one. Your time goes into conversations, not spreadsheets.
The offer sells itself more than most: a done-for-you stream of new client leads, on a retainer, with a results guarantee that means the client barely risks a thing, plus founder pricing because we’re early. So when someone asks “why would I pay for leads?”, you hit them with “you basically don’t risk it, and a single new client pays for the whole month.” Easiest objection you’ll ever handle.
The honest disclaimers, so we don’t waste each other’s time:
We’re early-stage. No logo wall, no decade of case studies. Trade-off: you’re in early, not rep #47 on a dead patch.

Commission only, no base. If that’s a no, no hard feelings.

Genuine cold calling. Allergic to the phone? Not your gig.

The numbers:
30% of the first 2 months per client. A £1,500/mo client puts £900 in your pocket. Bigger plans pay more.

Realistic year one if you work it: £30-70k. Starts slow while we tune the playbook, then compounds.

Month 2 only pays if the client sticks around, so play it straight, we both lose if they churn.

What I bring: the leads, the script, the objection handling, the whole offer, and I run delivery, retention, and admin once you’ve closed. You close and collect. That’s the arrangement.
If you’re sharp and the phone doesn’t scare you, grab the seat before it’s gone.
To apply: no CV, send a 2-3 min Loom. Tell me who you are, your strongest vertical, the deal you’re proudest of (what, how much, how you closed it), then sell me live for 30 seconds, I’m a sceptical owner asking “why should I pay for leads?” Go.
No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll get back to you.

Let’s play a game. I’m going to describe your last sales job and you tell me if I’m wrong.
A bloated CRM. A territory the size of a postage stamp because seventeen reps got there before you. A manager who “circles back.” Leads so cold they’ve got frostbite, if you got any at all. And a base salary just high enough to keep you comfortable and miserable.
If that hit a nerve, let’s talk.
I run a small lead-gen agency. I build the machine that produces qualified B2B leads, then sell those businesses monthly retainers. The leads work. The offer works. What’s missing is a closer, someone who’ll work the list, make the calls, and bring deals home.
Quick confession on why it’s not me doing the calling: I’m French. My accent on a cold call to a UK business owner is less “trusted advisor” and more “is this a scam or a cooking show.” So I build, you talk, everybody eats.
Here’s who I’m after: a full-cycle rep. You cold call, you handle the objections, you close. Not a setter who just books and disappears. Not someone who needs the meeting served warm on a silver platter. You own the whole thing, dial to signature.
Let me answer the questions you’re already asking, because you’re a rep and I know how your brain works:
“Who am I actually calling?” Business owners in one vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll. You pick the one you’re strongest in. Not random consumers, not tyre-kickers, owners, about something that directly grows their revenue.
“Where do the leads come from? Am I scraping my own?” No. I hand you a clean, targeted list, the right firms in the right area, already filtered. You dial, qualify, close. Your job is the conversation, not the research or the data entry.
“What’s the offer, and why would they actually pay?” You’re selling them a done-for-you stream of new client leads. Recurring retainer. The kicker: clients get a results guarantee, so they take almost no risk, plus founder pricing because we’re early. When they throw “why should I pay for this” at you, your answer writes itself: “you barely risk anything, and one new client covers the whole cost.” That guarantee is exactly why this closes easier than the usual agency cold pitch you’ve suffered through.
“What’s the catch?” Honesty round, so you self-select out now instead of ghosting me in week two:
Early-stage. No big logo wall, no ten-year case studies. Upside: you’re early, not rep #47.

Commission only. No base. Dealbreaker? No hard feelings.

Real cold calling. If the phone gives you hives, this isn’t your gig.

The money, straight:
30% of the first 2 months per client. £1,500/mo client = £900 to you. Bigger deals, bigger numbers.

Realistic year one if you put in the work: £30-70k. Slow at first while we sharpen the playbook together, then it compounds.

Month 2 only pays if the client stays, so don’t oversell, we both lose if they bail.

What you get from me: the leads, the script, the objection handling, the full offer, and I handle delivery, retention, and admin after you close. You do the fun part and get paid.
If you’re sharp and you actually like the phone, this is a seat worth grabbing before it fills up.
How to apply: skip the CV, send a 2-3 min Loom. Who you are, your strongest vertical, the deal you’re most proud of (what, how much, how you closed it), then 30 seconds selling me live, I’m a sceptical owner asking “why should I pay for leads?” Go.
No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll come back to you.

Let’s play a game. I’m going to describe your last sales job and you tell me if I’m wrong.

A bloated CRM. A territory the size of a postage stamp because seventeen reps got there before you. A manager who “circles back.” Leads so cold they’ve got frostbite, if you got any at all. And a base salary just high enough to keep you comfortable and miserable.

If that hit a nerve, let’s talk.

I run a small lead-gen agency. I build the machine that produces qualified B2B leads, then sell those businesses monthly retainers. The leads work. The offer works. What’s missing is a closer, someone who’ll work the list, make the calls, and bring deals home.

Quick confession on why it’s not me doing the calling: I’m French. My accent on a cold call to a UK business owner is less “trusted advisor” and more “is this a scam or a cooking show.” So I build, you talk, everybody eats.

Here’s who I’m after: a full-cycle rep. You cold call, you handle the objections, you close. Not a setter who just books and disappears. Not someone who needs the meeting served warm on a silver platter. You own the whole thing, dial to signature.

I’ll be upfront so nobody wastes anybody’s time:

The honest bits:

**•**	Early-stage. No big logo wall, no ten-year case studies. Upside: you’re early, not employee #47.  
**•**	Commission only. No base. If that’s a dealbreaker, no hard feelings.  
**•**	Real cold calling involved. If the phone gives you hives, this isn’t your gig.

The good bits:

**•**	B2B, UK. Pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.  
**•**	Recurring retainers, so you’re stacking income, not chasing one-offs.  
**•**	30% of the first 2 months per client. £1,500/mo client = £900 to you. Bigger deals, bigger numbers.  
**•**	Realistic year one if you put in the work: £30-70k. Slow first, then it compounds as we sharpen the playbook together.  
**•**	Month 2 only pays if the client stays, so don’t oversell, we both lose if they bail.  
**•**	You get the leads, the script, the objection handling, the full offer. No dialling into the abyss.  
**•**	Clients get a results guarantee and founder pricing, so you’re pitching a no-risk trial, not a miracle.  
**•**	You close, I handle delivery, retention, and admin. You do the fun part and get paid.

If you’re sharp and you actually like the phone, this is a seat worth grabbing before it fills up.

How to apply: skip the CV, send a 2-3 min Loom. Who you are, your strongest vertical, the deal you’re most proud of (what, how much, how you closed it), then 30 seconds selling me live, I’m a sceptical owner asking “why should I pay for leads?” Go.

No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll come back to you.

Let’s play a game. I’m going to describe your last sales job and you tell me if I’m wrong.

A bloated CRM. A territory the size of a postage stamp because seventeen reps got there before you. A manager who “circles back.” Leads so cold they’ve got frostbite, if you got any at all. And a base salary just high enough to keep you comfortable and miserable.

If that hit a nerve, let’s talk.

I run a small lead-gen agency. I build the machine that produces qualified B2B leads, then sell those businesses monthly retainers. The leads work. The offer works. What’s missing is a closer, someone who’ll work the list, make the calls, and bring deals home.

Quick confession on why it’s not me doing the calling: I’m French. My accent on a cold call to a UK business owner is less “trusted advisor” and more “is this a scam or a cooking show.” So I build, you talk, everybody eats.

Here’s who I’m after: a full-cycle rep. You cold call, you handle the objections, you close. Not a setter who just books and disappears. Not someone who needs the meeting served warm on a silver platter. You own the whole thing, dial to signature.

I’ll be upfront so nobody wastes anybody’s time:

The honest bits:

**•**	Early-stage. No big logo wall, no ten-year case studies. Upside: you’re early, not employee #47.  
**•**	Commission only. No base. If that’s a dealbreaker, no hard feelings.  
**•**	Real cold calling involved. If the phone gives you hives, this isn’t your gig.

The good bits:

**•**	B2B, UK. Pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.  
**•**	Recurring retainers, so you’re stacking income, not chasing one-offs.  
**•**	30% of the first 2 months per client. £1,500/mo client = £900 to you. Bigger deals, bigger numbers.  
**•**	Realistic year one if you put in the work: £30-70k. Slow first, then it compounds as we sharpen the playbook together.  
**•**	Month 2 only pays if the client stays, so don’t oversell, we both lose if they bail.  
**•**	You get the leads, the script, the objection handling, the full offer. No dialling into the abyss.  
**•**	Clients get a results guarantee and founder pricing, so you’re pitching a no-risk trial, not a miracle.  
**•**	You close, I handle delivery, retention, and admin. You do the fun part and get paid.

If you’re sharp and you actually like the phone, this is a seat worth grabbing before it fills up.

How to apply: skip the CV, send a 2-3 min Loom. Who you are, your strongest vertical, the deal you’re most proud of (what, how much, how you closed it), then 30 seconds selling me live, I’m a sceptical owner asking “why should I pay for leads?” Go.

No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll come back to you.

Title: I need someone who genuinely enjoys cold calling (yes, those people exist) - full-cycle B2B closer, commission, UK

Somewhere out there is a person who hears a dial tone and feels alive. Most people would rather chew glass than cold call. If you’re that weird one who actually likes it, keep reading, I think we’re about to get along.

Quick story on why I’m posting. I run a small lead-gen agency: I generate qualified leads for businesses and sell them monthly retainers. The machine works. What I don’t have is someone to pick up the phone, work the list, and turn those leads into signed clients.

Why not just do it myself? Two words: my accent. I’m French. Picture a UK business owner picking up the phone to a guy who sounds like he’s about to offer them a croissant and a baguette instead of a sales solution. By the time I’ve said “good morning” they’ve already hung up to go check on the Brexit. So I’ll stick to building the machine, you do the talking, in glorious native English, and we both win.

I want a full-cycle rep, cold call AND close. Not a setter who books and tosses it over the wall. Not a closer who only shows up for warm meetings with a latte. Someone who owns it from first dial to signature.

Let me be honest before you get excited, because I’d rather you self-select out now than ghost me in week two:

The real talk:

**•**	We’re early-stage. No decade-long track record, no wall of testimonials. The flip side: you get in early instead of being rep #47 fighting over a postage-stamp territory.  
**•**	It’s commission-only. No base. I know. Stay with me.  
**•**	You *will* cold call. If the phone scares you, we’re not the match and that’s okay.

Why it’s actually worth your time:

**•**	B2B, UK market. You pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.  
**•**	Recurring product (monthly retainers), so it’s not one-and-done, you build something.  
**•**	Commission: 30% of the first 2 months per client. A £1,500/mo client = £900 in your pocket. Bigger plans, bigger cheques.  
**•**	Month 2 only pays if the client’s still around, so don’t oversell, nobody likes a refund (least of all me).  
**•**	I hand you the leads, the script, the objection handling, the whole offer. You’re never dialling into the void.  
**•**	Clients get a results guarantee + founder pricing, so you’re selling a risk-free trial, not a leap of faith.  
**•**	You close, I do the rest: delivery, retention, admin. Your job is the fun part: dial, close, get paid.

If you’re good and you’re one of those beautiful phone people, this is a strong seat to grab before it gets crowded.

To throw your hat in: send a short Loom (2-3 min), not a CV, I want to see you sell, not read your career timeline. Tell me who you are, your strongest vertical, the B2B deal you’re proudest of (what, how much, how), and then sell me live for 30 seconds: I’m a sceptical business owner, “why should I pay for leads?”, go.

No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll get back to you.

Somewhere out there is a person who hears a dial tone and feels alive. Most people would rather chew glass than cold call. If you’re that weird one who actually likes it, keep reading, I think we’re about to get along.

Quick story on why I’m posting. I run a small lead-gen agency: I generate qualified leads for businesses and sell them monthly retainers. The machine works. What I don’t have is someone to pick up the phone, work the list, and turn those leads into signed clients.

Why not just do it myself? Two words: my accent. I’m French. Picture a UK business owner picking up the phone to a guy who sounds like he’s about to offer them a croissant and a baguette instead of a sales solution. By the time I’ve said “good morning” they’ve already hung up to go check on the Brexit. So I’ll stick to building the machine, you do the talking, in glorious native English, and we both win.

I want a full-cycle rep, cold call AND close. Not a setter who books and tosses it over the wall. Not a closer who only shows up for warm meetings with a latte. Someone who owns it from first dial to signature.

Let me be honest before you get excited, because I’d rather you self-select out now than ghost me in week two:

The real talk:

**•**	We’re early-stage. No decade-long track record, no wall of testimonials. The flip side: you get in early instead of being rep #47 fighting over a postage-stamp territory.  
**•**	It’s commission-only. No base. I know. Stay with me.  
**•**	You *will* cold call. If the phone scares you, we’re not the match and that’s okay.

Why it’s actually worth your time:

**•**	B2B, UK market. You pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.  
**•**	Recurring product (monthly retainers), so it’s not one-and-done, you build something.  
**•**	Commission: 30% of the first 2 months per client. A £1,500/mo client = £900 in your pocket. Bigger plans, bigger cheques.  
**•**	Month 2 only pays if the client’s still around, so don’t oversell, nobody likes a refund (least of all me).  
**•**	I hand you the leads, the script, the objection handling, the whole offer. You’re never dialling into the void.  
**•**	Clients get a results guarantee + founder pricing, so you’re selling a risk-free trial, not a leap of faith.  
**•**	You close, I do the rest: delivery, retention, admin. Your job is the fun part: dial, close, get paid.

If you’re good and you’re one of those beautiful phone people, this is a strong seat to grab before it gets crowded.

To throw your hat in: send a short Loom (2-3 min), not a CV, I want to see you sell, not read your career timeline. Tell me who you are, your strongest vertical, the B2B deal you’re proudest of (what, how much, how), and then sell me live for 30 seconds: I’m a sceptical business owner, “why should I pay for leads?”, go.

No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll get back to you.

Somewhere out there is a person who hears a dial tone and feels alive. Most people would rather chew glass than cold call. If you’re that weird one who actually likes it, keep reading, I think we’re about to get along.

Quick story on why I’m posting. I run a small lead-gen agency: I generate qualified leads for businesses and sell them monthly retainers. The machine works. What I don’t have is someone to pick up the phone, work the list, and turn those leads into signed clients.

Why not just do it myself? Two words: my accent. I’m French. Picture a UK business owner picking up the phone to a guy who sounds like he’s about to offer them a croissant and a baguette instead of a sales solution. By the time I’ve said “good morning” they’ve already hung up to go check on the Brexit. So I’ll stick to building the machine, you do the talking, in glorious native English, and we both win.

I want a full-cycle rep, cold call AND close. Not a setter who books and tosses it over the wall. Not a closer who only shows up for warm meetings with a latte. Someone who owns it from first dial to signature.

Let me be honest before you get excited, because I’d rather you self-select out now than ghost me in week two:

The real talk:

**•**	We’re early-stage. No decade-long track record, no wall of testimonials. The flip side: you get in early instead of being rep #47 fighting over a postage-stamp territory.  
**•**	It’s commission-only. No base. I know. Stay with me.  
**•**	You *will* cold call. If the phone scares you, we’re not the match and that’s okay.

Why it’s actually worth your time:

**•**	B2B, UK market. You pick the vertical you already know: accountants, IT/MSP, insurance brokers, commercial law, or HR/payroll.  
**•**	Recurring product (monthly retainers), so it’s not one-and-done, you build something.  
**•**	Commission: 30% of the first 2 months per client. A £1,500/mo client = £900 in your pocket. Bigger plans, bigger cheques.  
**•**	Month 2 only pays if the client’s still around, so don’t oversell, nobody likes a refund (least of all me).  
**•**	I hand you the leads, the script, the objection handling, the whole offer. You’re never dialling into the void.  
**•**	Clients get a results guarantee + founder pricing, so you’re selling a risk-free trial, not a leap of faith.  
**•**	You close, I do the rest: delivery, retention, admin. Your job is the fun part: dial, close, get paid.

If you’re good and you’re one of those beautiful phone people, this is a strong seat to grab before it gets crowded.

To throw your hat in: send a short Loom (2-3 min), not a CV, I want to see you sell, not read your career timeline. Tell me who you are, your strongest vertical, the B2B deal you’re proudest of (what, how much, how), and then sell me live for 30 seconds: I’m a sceptical business owner, “why should I pay for leads?”, go.

No Loom, no reply. Comment or DM and I’ll get back to you.