u/Maleficent-Key-8925

One hilarious thing about me is when my friends, knowing perfectly well what I watch, ask me what fictional character was my lesbian awakening. Then I have to tell them that, no, I did not figure out I was gay through Buffy Summers of Dana Scully. How I actually figured out my sexuality is through a sentient British taco.

I will not elaborate further.

One hilarious thing about me is when my friends, knowing perfectly well what I watch, ask me what fictional character was my lesbian awakening. Then I have to tell them that, no, I did not figure out I was gay through Buffy Summers of Dana Scully. How I actually figured out my sexuality is through a sentient British taco.

I will not elaborate further.

pov: Your point is sharp and pointy

Ok, so I am a girl. I just realized I had a crush on this other girl. So I told her. And since we are roommates, we snuggled up and watched. movie, that being Evolution (2001).

*deep breath*

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE CRUSHED ON MY BEST FRIENDS *screams*

I (40m) worked for the government as a Colonel about five years ago. There, the General (50s m) had me develop an anthrax vaccine for the soldiers. We tested it on about 140,000 soldiers, with all of them getting mildly inconvenient side effects. They dubbed these side effects The (my last name will not be mentioned because I think the government is still monitoring my computer) Madess.

Here’s the thing: THEY TOLD ME TO DO THIS!! I was just following orders!

ps: yes they did discharge me from the army