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▲ 80 r/gfdsss

Herein this refreshingly ancient piece of internet memorabilia, you may observe a scenario not probable within the constraints of our physical reality. This is due to the fact that you do not, in fact have such divine strength as to throw a pole hard enough to puncture the stratosphere.

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 21 days ago
▲ 91 r/gfdsss

We have officially surpassed the mark of five-thousand visitors per seven revolutions of the moon!

We shalt soon amass an army large enough to intimidate the r/sssdfgians into giving us whatever we wish for!

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u/Mediocre_House6645 — 24 days ago
▲ 93 r/gfdsss

This quote, taken from Revelations 6:8, accompanied with the image below seems to suggest that the mundane-looking ginger feline, mounted unto a pale canine, is the fourth and final horseman of the apocalypse.

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 28 days ago
▲ 145 r/gfdsss

This truly despicable image attempts to illustrate what incomprehensible punishments await sinners at the cusp of oblivion.

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 28 days ago
▲ 251 r/gfdsss

'They', most likely referring to the governing body that presides over the distribution of water sources, (water, for any who may not know this bizzare, niche beverage, is a blend of one-thirds oxygen and two-thirds hydrogen.) are poisoning them with a substance that makes one feel the need to 'pee'

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 28 days ago
▲ 0 r/gfdsss

Addressing the allegations of racial bias...

YES we are racist. NO, we will not accept those foul villeins unto our pure and innocent community.

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u/Mediocre_House6645 — 1 month ago
▲ 31 r/TheBoys

If one were to inject compound v into other life-forms, such as fungi, or plants, what would be the results?

Alternatively, what would happen if you injected them into organs separated from the body like the brain, or the eye, or the heart?

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 2 months ago
▲ 20 r/Earth199999

I mighta just let loose a supervillain on da world

So, me an my friends are urban explorers, an we recently foun' dis massive, abandoned Stark warehouse with a buncha sick stuff in it! We's been explorin' it fo da past few weeks, findin all sortsa cool shit like flyin cars, (Tho dey don't really work, prolly cause they're ancient.) Reeeeally vintage robots, like da first ones that were ever made. (Dey, also don work, sadly.) Jus' yesterday, we found som kinda hyper-real lookin doll (Or so we thought.)in a glass cage, with dis red-yellow costume. It looks like it's wortha fortune, so I grab a rod from da ground an' chuck it right at da glass, tryna get the doll out, but guess wat? It blows up in me face! Last thin I see 'fore blackin out is da 'doll' on fire, flyin away.

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u/Mediocre_House6645 — 2 months ago
▲ 4 r/powerscales

One man with three times the strength, speed, intellect, skill, and reaction speed of a peak human vs one gorilla.

(First image somewhat related.)
So, imagine a person genetically made and trained to be the strongest, most durable person ever, one made to be the fastest (in both general speed and reaction speed.) and one made to be the smartest. These three are tripled and added together.
How would the composite being fare against a gorilla?

u/Mediocre_House6645 — 2 months ago