I will grant 1 wish, but find any loophole I can in your wish to ruin it

I will grant 1 wish, but find any loophole I can in your wish to ruin it

You get to make 1 wish, but I will purposefully misinterpret the meaning of your wish or find a loophole in it to make sure you don’t get what you want. See if you can make it impossible for me to do anything but grant your wish.
If 1 wish only gets boring, I might change it to 3.

Rules: 1 comment (that is a wish) per user, wishes should begin with ‘I wish’

Game on! 😈

u/Mhisker — 20 hours ago

What Is Your Morning Routine?

First post on the sub!
The elephant is >!Number 2 -the routine does not include getting dresses, implying that whoever is number 2 walks around naked every day!<

u/Mhisker — 1 month ago
▲ 616 r/geometrydash+1 crossposts

Mobile Players: What do you use to click in GD?

Give a number in the comments and an explanation because why not lol

Hope you at least found this somewhat funny

u/Mhisker — 1 month ago

How To Get Rid Of Gamemode Air Particles?

How can I get rid of the little square particles that float around in any flying gamemode?

u/Mhisker — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/u_Mhisker+1 crossposts

Duncan the Dunkleosteus

I saw this dude at a museum and found him funny. Now I have memed him.

(If this actually becomes a big internet meme, this was created by ME on Tuesday the 30th of June, 2026)

u/Mhisker — 2 months ago
▲ 69 r/peenixsc+1 crossposts

Is my writing fire?

This is by me! (Or at least this version is - no idea if this has already be done)
Yes… I know it’s ‘A Minecraft Movie Squared’, but this is too good an opportunity to miss.

What do you guys think?

u/Mhisker — 2 months ago
▲ 664 r/FossilHunting+1 crossposts

A Fossilised Sea Urchin In A Rock I Found Today! (South coast of England)

u/Mhisker — 3 months ago
▲ 4 r/ants

Leaf Teepee I made for the ants in my garden!

Using it as a little temporary shelter - the weather has been miserable recently and the colony seems to be trying to construct a little anthill, so until the rain passes, they can do it under a roof!

I made it by taking a bottom corner of an Ivy leaf and wrapping the rest around it to make a cone shape. Then I just tore a little bit off at the front like a door!

u/Mhisker — 3 months ago
▲ 7 r/ants

I hate Creme Eggs, and my aunt, like any aunt, gave me 3 packs of them…
They are going to the greater good!
Also, I do apologise for the quality - recorded on my beat up IPad because I use Reddit on it. I refuse to have any social media besides WhatsApp on my phone, despite having a decent camera, because I am seriously worried that I will get an addiction and it will become my entire life… 😅

(First post on the sub btw!)

u/Mhisker — 4 months ago

I cannot believe I have not seen anyone do this yet!

Wally/Waldo is replaced with Kinger and you can find him :)

u/Mhisker — 4 months ago