u/More-Cartographer888

It was never springtrap

He’s so large I love him

I saw an opposing horse so I made a blue one (quality is for comedy)

I decided it would be a good idea to do an achievement run on my very first time experiencing episode 2 because god knows why.

This ugly, malformed chunk of ceramic plagued my entire time with this game and I want nothing more than to throw this insignificant piece of painted garbage into satan’s dumpster because even he wouldn’t want it around.

If this thing ever comes in contact with me ever again I swear I will smash it into an uncountable amount of pieces, and then smash those pieces into even more uncountable pieces.

Not one day passes where I do not hold this overwhelming hatred in my soul for that bearded pile of wasted clay. I wonder how it feels, knowing that its own flesh could have been used as a florist’s new garden.

I wonder how it feels, knowing that it could have had a purpose other than enraging anyone attempting to complete its attached achievement.

What a useless, ugly, likely stinky piece of junk.

I can’t wait to do the same in Half Life: Alyx.