u/MrMoldey27

Because they rely SO MUCH on your asswipe trashmates to play the game with their actually comp viable weapons so you're not having to spend half the fucking game behind them throwing bombs.

If they don't do shit? You're locked out, you don't get a chance, you might as well dc.

If they feed? You're locked out, you don't get a chance, you might as well dc.

Literally only viable in coordinated play. It's fucking bullshit and you can only wintrade with them. I'm so over this manipulative shit.

I can't take fighting them. They're basically worse pure sub Jrs but instead of splat bombs you've got suctions that can be thrown faster than a burst and explode twice as fast as a splat. Who fucking decided "Hm, this should be the face of the game" when you can just camp and spam 9 fucking suctions in the space of a second? Toxic mist and the arrow bombs are a more deadly combo than burst and charge splatana, you cannot prove me otherwise.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: getting 4k x power with a stringer is less impressive than an actual cheater getting 9k.

This is the #1 way I see losers feed on tower control. Use your fucking brains, idiots. I know you have one.

I avoid flounder like the plague because the map is smaller than my fucking thumb yet everywhere is still accessible to the other team. Just building special on that map is next to impossible, let alone a retake.

I also avoid zones like the plague because it's just an overhyped as fuck dumbed down version of turf war. All the complains about the last second of turf being the only time it matters apply in zones too.

And here's a few honorable mentions that I don't really avoid like the plague but still nope out if I see it's bullshittery, Shipshape on Rainmaker and Museum on any mode. If I see vac on shipshape or a wellstring on museum I'm gonna take the loss I'm gonna get anyway, pack my things and leave. I'm not gonna let them pop their godmode cone in a tiny confined area or get locked out of entire areas because of more bombs than four jrs can throw and get free power out of me. Getting power from actually hacking would be more impressive than getting power because you were carried by the map geometry.

THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CAN JUST LOCK YOU OUT OF ENTIRE AREAS JUST BY STANDING ON A HIGH LEDGE AND SHOOTING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. IT'S SKILLESS, TRASH AND GETTING 4K X POWER WITH IT IS LESS IMPRESSIVE THAN GETTING 9K BY CHEATING.

I'M FUCKING DCING IF I EVER SEE ONE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS NO COUNTER AI CRAP

Nintendo, if you're so fucking insistent on letting these get out of jail free cards instantly win any push then surely cheating doesn't exist, right? Surely you can't cheat in this game when the blatant godmode and instant splat specials can just use pure special charge and win every game? I swear if you play any of these specials and still go negative you are the worst player in ALL OF GAMING.

I was actually so close to the crown too (Believe it or not, I actually had 2100) and I get matched with these blatant cheating shit and ofc lose almost 100 x power. Absolutely amazing.

Just had the most obnoxious double slider comp in x. 12 fucking sliders. Did we win? Of course we didn't. How many Power did I lose? 30+? Absolutely!!

So much for it not being such an RNG filled game, right?

No matter what I fucking do I'm always stuck with 5yo idiots on series or x I have to carry playing big brother's account, 1600 fucking mmr and I'm out here having to carry people on 1200. Every weapon change, every plan, every fucking thing I do I will always have to play with little timmies on fucking 499 power. It's ruing the game for everybody, I've not heard a single person unironically say this matchmaking's amazing.

I'm going to say it flat out, Splatoon 3 is not a Splatoon game. It's a spinoff at best based solely off gambling with the matchmaking. There is zero skill involved, it all depends solely on who gets the sharp end of the stick and that's who gets it straight through their hearts. It's so fucking disheartening to see shit like double backline or to die once and still lose 100+ power from it. And the funny thing about it is that you could actually go to a fucking gambling site and still get more success out of it than this.

Beyond a joke. I've had enough, I'm not even going to bother anymore. I've been playing this game since release and if I'm still getting people that have less than a hundred hours on the game on my team. I'm throwing the last little hope I had of me getting t500, and yall will see me with areospray.

You idiots saying "2k iS eAsy" and "TtEk is bOtS!" are being manipulated by the game's matchmaking and you're letting it feed into your delusions. Downvoting me or just saying it's a "sKiLl iSsUe" will only prove my point. MMR and Power means absolutely nothing now and do me a favour, don't take it seriously cause then you'll get brainrotted idiots with the ttek mindset telling you you're bad all the while you're getting 25 kills and still losing since everyone else couldn't play themselves.

Like say you're on Marlin Airport and you need to make a push at clam basket. You can't really do much on the other players since you can't see shit and can only pick them if they're camping on the ledge.

What the hell do you do in that situation or basically any situation when you're stuck on a lower platform than your opponent? It feels like trying to get a push loke that we're already at a numbers disadvantage since my weapon can't do much.

Just had a RM match where we pushed to 15 left and then we ended up getting wiped out. No big deal, it's whatever. But what do the actual fucking waste of atoms do? They feed the team after, one after the other, they see where I'm trying to shark and they shoot from that spot giving my position away, they get us teamwiped again, and let them dunk.

I can't take this babysitting anymore. The next time I see this level of inhumane stupidity I will go areospray with tenacity, respawn punisher and drop roller. I will change my username to have stars and music notes in it. I will take the Rainmaker and won't push with it until it pops. I will steal the pity ball and die with it. I won't paint the zone nor ride the tower. I will spend a full minute at base painting every single pixel.

And you fucking dumbasses will deal with your own dumbassery I've had to deal with ever since I reached s for the first time.

And PS: Whoever at Nintendo thought that disconnecting after the tape should count as leaving early is just as bad if not worse than the people they stupidly boost, and they should be fired with no severance and completely ineligible to work for the gaming industry ever again.