Yo, this is Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 8th of October, 2026. This is day 126.

Kaiya: Shatter, did you hear about the wedding?

Shatter: Yeah, didn't bother me that much.

Kaiya: Really? They're like our- me and Baito's best friends.

Shatter: Eh, I don't really know 'em. I mean, I'll go, but I ain't wearing a dress. Suits all the way.

Kaiya: That's ok, I'm still debating whether I want a dress as well. They're admittedly long and annoying sometimes. Plus we'd both look so good in blazers and ties together~

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u/Mrbanana342 — 8 days ago

I'm out

Rosy: You can't see it but I'm tearing up...I'm in splatsville I think...anyone got any "tips"?

u/Mrbanana342 — 8 days ago

The Exit

Rosy: Is this it? Must be. Why else would you have a gold kettle here with "Exit" on it. Do I...do I go? What am I saying, of course I do.

[Rosy jumps into the kettle, transporting her to the outside. Soon after, she reemerges from the kettle, blinded by the sun.]

Rosy: [raising her hand to cover her eyes] Agh- that's bright-

[Rosy's eyes readjust to find herself standing on top of a kettle on the outskirts of splatsville]

Rosy: I better head into the city and see what I can do...

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u/Mrbanana342 — 8 days ago

The Gardens

[Footage opens on rosy walking through a dark, open garden]

Rosy: I made it to the garden domes...there are 3 of these I think. It's really dark and cold but...easy to breathe.

[Rosy trudges through soil and mud, plants and trees flourish around her]

Rosy: It's strangely...peaceful here. The plants are alive and unlike anything I've seen before. I think the water is drinkable but...I'm not risking it. I've taken off my ventilator since the filter won't work anymore ever since the city and...the amount of dust in the air there.

[A groaning echos from behind rosy. She looks around and a few more sanitized octolings have appeared. They stumble and trip...almost aimlessly.]

Rosy: Holy s##t...did they follow me?

[For a few minutes rosy walks silently, as the octolings seemingly hunt for her until...]

Snap

[Rosy steps on a branch. An awful howl emminates from behind Rosy. Rosy starts breathing shakily as her rapid footsteps flatten the ground underneath her, snapping branches and crushing leaves as she goes]

Rosy: LEAVE ME ALONE-

[After a minute of chase, Olive dives into the next kettle labelled "Surface", slamming the lid behind her. Scratches come from the lid as she keeps running.]

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u/Mrbanana342 — 8 days ago

The Civilian District

[Footage opens up to rosy trudging through a dark tunnel]

Rosy: I think I'm supposed to be in the Civilian district now...there are lots of domes like this one, I think. I didn't grow up in this one though.

[The tunnel opens up to a heartbreaking sight.]

Rosy: Oh...what happened?

[The city is empty, dark, and falling apart. A strange wind whistles from somewhere, apartment buildings fall apart and crumble, children's play parks get overtaken by plants. Small fires still burn in places. As Rosy keeps walking along the cracked pavement, tears begin to fill her eyes.]

Rosy: It's all gone...everything. These poor people...are they all dead? How many of them escaped? It's really hard to breathe here...but I have to keep going.

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u/Mrbanana342 — 9 days ago

Yo, this is Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 30th September, 2026. This is day 121.

Baito: I'm home...God, how'd I sleep for that long?

Kaiya: BAI! Where were you, I was so worried!

Baito: I...don't know. Last I remember was that I was walking back with Evie and...I ended up dozing off. Next thing I remember I'm in this...building wearing weird clothes. Eh, it's probably nothing.

Kaiya: Probably nothing!? Bai...well...I'm glad you're home safe.

Baito: Me too.

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u/Mrbanana342 — 15 days ago

Sea-bay_live_stream

???: Alright, let's get this party started. Bonsoir, to all my viewers! My name is Shatter and you can call me your handy-dandy trader of...various wares...

[Shatter zips open her bag and lifts a hero shot replica onto the dimly lit table in the dingy room she is in]

Shatter: Our first item today is this genuine hero shot replica, taken right under the nose of the NSS itself! This high-power shooter has no difficulty taking down even lightly armoured targets, with a pressure rating of 450, and multiple stocks, sizes, and attachments, this baby is compact enough to fit in your pocket! Starting at 600§, any takers? I see 600, can I get 700? 750 seen! Going to 800...going...going...GONE! I'll get that packaged to ya pronto! Remember to pay me in splatcoin, only payment I accept!

Shatter: Our next item is a set of real hero armour AND 3 High Explosive splat bombs, specially designed to give you more of a BANG! The hero armour we have here is specially designed with survivability in mind, with so called "intelligent fibres" which zoom to repair damage sustained ASAP! It's lightweight, it's comfy, and by cod, it'll keep you safe! It pairs perfectly with the hero shot replica and I'll even throw in 3 high-explosive Splat-bombs, free of charge. We'll be starting at 1500§, any takers? 1500 seen! Can we get 1600? 1600!

[Shatter continues to sell various weapons and NSS supplies, including 1 or 2 blueprints]

u/Mrbanana342 — 15 days ago

Hashimi_Audio-visual_Recording

[The footage opens up on a grainy, black and white recording of the outside of a warehouse, at night. Dim white LED lights illuminate a parking lot, to Hashimi Warehouses LTD. The warehouse in question seemingly owned by one New Squidbeak Splatoon. Quietly, a tall sanitized inkfish wearing body armour and a ventilator slinks into view just outside of the light. The inkfish uses it's...wings...to break the lock on the warehouse door.]

[30 minutes later]

[Police arrive on scene, seemingly after a silent alarm was triggered. The inkfish, with a large bag on its back, stops for moment, seemingly blinded by a spotlight and firearms pointed at it, revealing...wing like membranes on its arms and legs. All of a sudden, the inkfish creates a blast of air to stun police, then escapes into the night]

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u/Mrbanana342 — 15 days ago

Listen...I don't have much time.

Baito: Me and Kyle followed the location Daniel sent us. We're currently going undetected in Dealer's base, but barely. We've had a few close shaves and they are on high alert. We've got our firepower if we need it, but we can see Serrac working on that...thing. It's huge. We're trying to make our way up to what we think is Dealer's office. Alright, gotta go, someone's coming.

u/Mrbanana342 — 15 days ago

Awake

Baito: My head still hurts...a lot... I saw the marks on the walls from the inside of that room...I didn't know I could do that...I hope I didn't hurt or infect anyone...I must have sounded completely feral...

u/Mrbanana342 — 22 days ago

Yo, this is Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 17th September, 2026. This is day 108.

Kyle: Kai, what's in this box?

Kaiya: Oh, no its-

[Before Kaiya can stop him he opens the shoebox to find a collection of small shiny, and metallic objects of various forms.]

Kyle: Oh Kai...you know you shouldn't do this, it's a bad habit.

Kaiya: I know...I know...it's hard to resist sometimes. They look so pretty.

Kyle: Listen, I'm not gonna throw 'em out. Just...try not to collect anymore, 'kay?

Kaiya: Alright...you still up for a swim?

Kyle: Yeah, absolutely. I'll grab my stuff and we'll go now.

Kaiya: Alright, I'll get my stuff as well.

[Kyle walks out of the room. Kaiya stares longingly at the box before getting her swimming things.]

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u/Mrbanana342 — 28 days ago

Yo! It's Baito and Kaiya here! Today is the 9th September, 2026. This is day 101.

OoC: just realised I didn't do a proper celebration for day 100! Hoo, feels like more than 100 days. I'll keep going, don't worry.

Kyle: If anyone was hovering around the North Splatsville river today, you probably saw me fishing! That water is nasty man, all covered in algae. It's not toxic, just kills plant life and fish below since it takes all the oxygen. I got a great haul, I'm gonna pan-fry it with butter and salt later.

Baito: Wow, can we have some?

Kaiya: Yeah, since when did you know how to cook like that!?

Kyle: You pick things up as you go...

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago
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Yo, it's Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 8th September, 2026. This is day 100.

Kaiya: Kyle, what's with the metal pole?

Kyle: I'm designing my own barbed spear, like how I used to have. I think I can remember how to make it...

Baito: Dude, you know you need specialist tools for that right!?

Kyle: Yeah, yeah, I know. I was gonna sketch out a design onto it and hand the hard part over to Serrac, if he's up for it.

Baito: How did everyone do practicing against the Salmonids today?

Kaiya: Good. I've been working on my aim and I sure do feel ready.

Kyle: Me too!

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago

Good news regarding the r/splatoonIRL subreddit!

We are officially reopen to the public! If I've done everything right (which I think I have), you can all post again!

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago

Yo, it's Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 7th September, 2026. This is day 99.

Kyle: Sorry I was out today guys, I was doing some testing for Serrac.

Kaiya: You too? What did he have you testing?

Baito: Ooh, was it a new weapon of his? Some kind of underwater jet propellant!??

Kyle: Nah, just testing my bite force. [Proudly] You'll be pleased to know, I broke the machine.

Baito: Really!? Remind me never to end up on the wrong side of those jaws...

Kaiya: I wonder what kind of things Serrac is cooking up for you...

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago

Yo, this is Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 6th September, 2026. This is day 98.

Kaiya: How did the big run go for you guys?

Baito: Hoo, they were getting feisty down where me and Serrac were! Good thing I was there, the armour piercing really was needed. How about you two, catch any big ones?

Kaiya: Well, Kyle got into a fight with a few big shots while I dealt with the little 'uns.

Kyle: Man it is useful I've got these clampin' jaws! I've never seen that type of Salmonid before, they hit hard! Kinda wish I took one as a trophy, but it's hard to get them out of the water once they've sunk...

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago

So, I've started to come across a few human/termanid hybrids. I was recently forged in a fabricator so knowledge of how this occurs is not currently in my memory. Do any others know how this occurs?

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 month ago