r/splatoonIRL

Made a MEAN lasagne today. I even made the sauces and pasta sheets on my own. Quite proud of how it turned out. Quite exited for the new SquidBox console they just unveiled. Its a nice recolour though I'm not sure it's worth the price tag. Work was fine. If a little chilly, and thats saying something, even for me. God I'm glad I get paid more just to be there. Salmonids barely showed up it was so cold. Hopefully they can get through the cold snap, I splat the buggers but I don't hate 'em.

i went to my tournament and all went fine
(didnt place but thats besides the point)
also to the people who were concerned, im back and my leg is fine aswell so now i can get back to my job and turfwars

agent O: today I called in a code 6 - meeting with a commander - to a trooper working at an Octarian base I used to work at. trooper took the bait and I felt so bad I cancelled it.

Hi, I’m Glacier. I don’t really know what to put in these posts so uh, please bear with me.

I’m a Splatlandian born and raised, but moved to Inkopolis at around fifteen, and I honestly don’t plan to go back any time soon. I currently live with my best friend (and only friend) Olivia; she says she’ll make her own intro post soon.

I deeply dislike battling for reasons I won’t say; I don’t wanna say why but it’s related to some scary stuff so... plus I don’t think this is the right place to traumadump anyway.

I love to listen to music; Vocaloid is my jam and I love love love a certain twindrilled diva. I also love to listen to our usual fintastic musicians, but I’m pretty sure most of us do anyway... don’t tell anyone, but Shiver’s my oshi.

I’m not much of a gamer, but I do like to play casually from time to time. I write a lot, but it’s mostly poetry and unfinished stories and the like. My favorite kind of poem? Villanelles hands down.

Lastly, I can not draw for the life of me, and let’s just say I can’t be trusted with a camera; seriously Olivia thinks I take blurry and odd-angle shots on purpose but I promise it’s not!

&gt;!yes, ARG BS go!<

agent O: my food stand is right next to Grozzco so I get a lot of employees, and I never hear anything good about the company. sounds like all they do is a bunch of boss fights.

does it really suck?

I swear it's like every day they find a way to message me over ever possible interface asking if I want to go turfing. They'll send texts to my phone, they'll @ me in Shello servers. Shell, yesterday they sent me a message on the Seas of Conquest launcher. NOT a message in game, THE ACTUAL LAUNCHER ITSELF, WHY IS THAT EVEN A FEATURE!?!?

And it's always somewhere so far away! "Let's go to hammerhead bridge! There's a game there!"

"We have a round set up in the Mako mart across town and we could really use you, it starts in 15 minutes."

"Hey you should come turfing over in scortch gorge, you know? That place in the middle of the desert, in the middle of the freaking splatlands"

"You should join in on this tower control game tomorrow AT THE TOP OF A FREAKING SKY SCRAPER"

Like- No! I don't want to! Thats insane!! I swear one of the guys in the friend group tried to put together a game ON THE HIGHWAY like ON it, where the cars go! I don't care if we have respawners I don't want to get hit by a semi truck!?!?

And don't even get me started on the splatfests! "Oh you HAVE to come to this ramen place thats like a 3 hour train ride away from your place, we need you to fight for the honor of popcorn in the war agaisnt pretzels and waffles!!" OH MY COD I DONT CARE!!!! Like don't get me wrong some of the splatfests are about something that actually matters but half the time they're over the most benign things and they're always on raid nights!! Like- hello? Me and my guild have been planning this dungeon raid for weeks, I'm not just gonna ditch last second leaving them down a healer just so I can watch Ben drink so much soda he pukes and we have to call it two and a half hours early!!

Sorry for venting there I just got frustrated. How can I get my friends to leave me alone about this? Telling them bluntly that I just don't like turf wars has not worked.

(And before you suggest it these people are good people who are nice to me and I care about I'm not gonna ditch em over this.)

Opening a new business in Splatsville for some better income. Here at Fission.inc, We aim to sell a wider range of weapons than the usual stores such as Ammo Knights, as well as selling them for cash rather than licences for if you want a different payment method. We also sell our own brand of weapons that can be used in battles. Also, we host special Salmon Runs from time to time, where you can bring a group of up to 20 (Much to the dismay of Grizzco, they've sent us a few letters already)