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Has anyone figured out where squids and octopi get their hands on these weapons

Has anyone figured out where squids and octopi get their hands on these weapons

I have been playing turf war recently and found that a few octopi have their hands on these weapons. I found these weapons cool but when I go to the nearest weapon shops like Ammo Knights, they don’t have it in stock.

Although I have been recording that they do, they seem to be just like the regular weapons-but silver and white.

Regardless of the Octoshot- which could be a Replica or the actual thing that Ex-Octarian soldiers have been using (I still have mine)- how have they got their hands on these weapons? Or have they simply painted their weapons beige, white, and silver?

u/Ok-Support9731 — 2 hours ago

I found this on my tv

This came on after a Grizzco ad, anyone else see this? Kinda creepy.

u/Agent8_frsh — 1 day ago

Yo, this is Baito. Today is the 8th June, 2026. This is day 12.

Made a MEAN lasagne today. I even made the sauces and pasta sheets on my own. Quite proud of how it turned out. Quite exited for the new SquidBox console they just unveiled. Its a nice recolour though I'm not sure it's worth the price tag. Work was fine. If a little chilly, and thats saying something, even for me. God I'm glad I get paid more just to be there. Salmonids barely showed up it was so cold. Hopefully they can get through the cold snap, I splat the buggers but I don't hate 'em.

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 day ago

GOOD NEWS

i went to my tournament and all went fine
(didnt place but thats besides the point)
also to the people who were concerned, im back and my leg is fine aswell so now i can get back to my job and turfwars

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u/wrentisdue — 1 day ago

Found this weird hat at Goodkrill…

So I found this weird hat at Goodkrill the other day. Bought it for 499 G. I heard someone in line behind me say that it belonged to a musician or something?

Is that true? If so, how much do you think this would go for on seaBay?

u/ARDIZsq — 2 days ago

important: recent snail slaughter witnesse allegations are under investigation, we are working with other police forces like the Splatsville PD to figure out this fiasco

We’ve already questioned Murch (Spyke’s Son) on the illegal collection and ingestion of endangered species Turbo Marmoratus, more commonly known as Super Sea Snails, we advise you don’t spend your super sea snails until the investigation is complete to prevent the potential harm of innocent snails, Spyke and Murch are serious suspects, if you see them doing any suspicious activity, please report to the Inkopolis and Splatsville PD, please call the non-emergency number unless snails are obviously being harmed in the moment

u/Admirable_Grocery_2 — 1 day ago

Seems the Octarian Army hasn’t changed its radio codes

agent O: today I called in a code 6 - meeting with a commander - to a trooper working at an Octarian base I used to work at. trooper took the bait and I felt so bad I cancelled it.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 — 2 days ago

❄️Realized I never got to introduce myself properly on this corner of the internet so I guess I gotta do this now since everyone’s doing it.❄️

Hi, I’m Glacier. I don’t really know what to put in these posts so uh, please bear with me.

I’m a Splatlandian born and raised, but moved to Inkopolis at around fifteen, and I honestly don’t plan to go back any time soon. I currently live with my best friend (and only friend) Olivia; she says she’ll make her own intro post soon.

I deeply dislike battling for reasons I won’t say; I don’t wanna say why but it’s related to some scary stuff so... plus I don’t think this is the right place to traumadump anyway.

I love to listen to music; Vocaloid is my jam and I love love love a certain twindrilled diva. I also love to listen to our usual fintastic musicians, but I’m pretty sure most of us do anyway... don’t tell anyone, but Shiver’s my oshi.

I’m not much of a gamer, but I do like to play casually from time to time. I write a lot, but it’s mostly poetry and unfinished stories and the like. My favorite kind of poem? Villanelles hands down.

Lastly, I can not draw for the life of me, and let’s just say I can’t be trusted with a camera; seriously Olivia thinks I take blurry and odd-angle shots on purpose but I promise it’s not!

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u/Cocoa_Angel — 2 days ago

Is working for Grizzco as bad as it sounds?

agent O: my food stand is right next to Grozzco so I get a lot of employees, and I never hear anything good about the company. sounds like all they do is a bunch of boss fights.

does it really suck?

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 — 3 days ago

How do I tell my friends I don't want to go turfing?

I swear it's like every day they find a way to message me over ever possible interface asking if I want to go turfing. They'll send texts to my phone, they'll @ me in Shello servers. Shell, yesterday they sent me a message on the Seas of Conquest launcher. NOT a message in game, THE ACTUAL LAUNCHER ITSELF, WHY IS THAT EVEN A FEATURE!?!?

And it's always somewhere so far away! "Let's go to hammerhead bridge! There's a game there!"

"We have a round set up in the Mako mart across town and we could really use you, it starts in 15 minutes."

"Hey you should come turfing over in scortch gorge, you know? That place in the middle of the desert, in the middle of the freaking splatlands"

"You should join in on this tower control game tomorrow AT THE TOP OF A FREAKING SKY SCRAPER"

Like- No! I don't want to! Thats insane!! I swear one of the guys in the friend group tried to put together a game ON THE HIGHWAY like ON it, where the cars go! I don't care if we have respawners I don't want to get hit by a semi truck!?!?

And don't even get me started on the splatfests! "Oh you HAVE to come to this ramen place thats like a 3 hour train ride away from your place, we need you to fight for the honor of popcorn in the war agaisnt pretzels and waffles!!" OH MY COD I DONT CARE!!!! Like don't get me wrong some of the splatfests are about something that actually matters but half the time they're over the most benign things and they're always on raid nights!! Like- hello? Me and my guild have been planning this dungeon raid for weeks, I'm not just gonna ditch last second leaving them down a healer just so I can watch Ben drink so much soda he pukes and we have to call it two and a half hours early!!

Sorry for venting there I just got frustrated. How can I get my friends to leave me alone about this? Telling them bluntly that I just don't like turf wars has not worked.

(And before you suggest it these people are good people who are nice to me and I care about I'm not gonna ditch em over this.)

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u/altmcfile — 3 days ago

My new Grizzco license finally arrived!!!

I lost my old id a little bit ago and had to put in a new one but it finally came in! Just wanted to show it off :)

u/Easy_Inflation_5946 — 3 days ago

My friend gave me this flower... does anyone know what it is?

It's really pretty... I really love it, but I don't know what it's called.

u/pixster_x — 4 days ago

Hey, I just moved here, name's Chris! Anything I should be told about? This is my ID picture btw

u/ChrisWrld_25 — 4 days ago

My first ever self made splatoon art!

Thought I'd be cool to take a selfie! (It's my first ever splatoon art, so it could be kinda bad, i'll add my in-game character for comparison

u/DaanDuckies — 4 days ago

Hello fellow cephalopods!

My name is Agent 9, if you are going to ask if I know any of the other agents the answer is yes we are all good friends, but I am just now branching out and I am eager to meet all of you!

u/Splatoon_Agent_Nine — 4 days ago

Fission.inc Grand Opening!

Opening a new business in Splatsville for some better income. Here at Fission.inc, We aim to sell a wider range of weapons than the usual stores such as Ammo Knights, as well as selling them for cash rather than licences for if you want a different payment method. We also sell our own brand of weapons that can be used in battles. Also, we host special Salmon Runs from time to time, where you can bring a group of up to 20 (Much to the dismay of Grizzco, they've sent us a few letters already)

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u/shark_6769 — 4 days ago