r/splatoonIRL

Suffering

Serrac: I have been granted (forced into) a break. I did not want this break, but everyone appears to be conspiring to keep me locked out of the workshop.

I’ve half a mind to break in, but I’m not that desperate yet.

I need to do work, let me in.

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u/Seenmario66 — 12 hours ago

Day 11 of our vacation.

Daniel and Jimmy: Hello again.

Jimmy: It's day 11 of our vacation.

Daniel: Today was yet again a very hot day. So we decided to go to a nearby bay to cool down. Though it was so hot that even that didn't really help.

Jimmy: So we decided to go to the spa again. But as soon as we sat on one of the beds there, we fell asleep. 😅

Daniel: But not every day needs to be a productive one. (Right Serrac?) We had fun and we relaxed, that's all that matters.

Jimmy: As always, stay hydrated, rest well and enjoy your vacation!

Daniel and Jimmy: Cya on the next one!

u/DaanDuckies — 10 hours ago

Veeno: I was looking through my photo gallery on my phone and... I don't remember taking this. She looks like me but... happy. Is that... actually me? 2nd photo is me now

u/ChrisWrld_25 — 14 hours ago

Another concept, just for fun

(you guys can use all the "concept" characters if you want btw)

u/Mrbanana342 — 10 hours ago

The new member is here !

Yu : "Hello dearies ! I'm so excited to finally introduce you to the new house member ! Their name is Ren, and they come from that discolored place. At first, I wasn't even aware that they were a digital entity, but then they told me the way they manifest into the "real world" was with some sort of hologram. Here, don't you want to greet the people of this Subreddink ?"

Ren : "..."

Yu : "Ah, my apologies, they're not very talkative. Though I'm sure they're very happy to meet you all !"

(ooc : Credits to KetrinDarkDragon for the art style + the coroika style base I found on Pinterest that I traced for the full body shot)

u/lens_only_boyfriend — 9 hours ago

Meet my older sister, MaKayla

Today, we decided to go out some food vendors and she noticed my account on here, so she wanted to take some pictures. I won’t go to depth in detail about her, but she’s 23 and specializes in bio enhancement medicine for our eyes. She’s a pretty managed and positive person, but has trouble trusting in others, so please be considerate.

Also, if you’re curious about anything from either me or MaKayla, ask us anything, we’ll answer as best we can.

u/MythicalFlame24 — 16 hours ago

hi

name's Henry, 14, kinda new in here and saw that sub, also saw how much people are nice here

but I have....zero knowledge >!(irl: seriously, I know nothing about splatoon lore and don't have any nintendo console, but I will download a rom for the games when I can)!< so I hope nobody gets bothered from this and if possible to teach me anything, I will listen

u/MRmzxhero3 — 14 hours ago

Ow

[Picture of what appears to be half of an inkzooka fused to with a rotary ammo compartment. Ink stains everything as what remains of the prototype ammo is lying in pieces]

Serrac: So the new prototype “Thumper” is nearly finished. I say nearly because the ammo I was making for it detonated in my hands. Don’t worry, I’m unharmed.

It’s supposed to be a rapid fire area coverage weapon, but I’m having trouble making shells for the ammo.

I’d synthesize it directly from ink reserves but I’m not sure the Heavy Tank can regen fast enough to keep up with that.

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u/Seenmario66 — 1 day ago

Jacob: what do you all wear when you arent battling?

when im not wearing my battle gear, i just like to put on a comfy sweater, take out my contacts, and relax in the plaza.

u/SplatsonTwins — 22 hours ago

questions about regulations (special inconsistencies?)

I've definitely not been in the game long but I remember a bunch of specials back in the day that were these machines that threw out a bunch of bombs? like a few different versions of them and since I moved to splatsville they just don't exist anymore? am I having the weirdest Mandela effect ever or was there some change in what's allowed and not?

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u/TheMightyJevil — 1 day ago

You know i just realized I never showed these pictures before

Now I know that quite a few of you have either not had parents/ guardians in your life or just stoped talking to them for one reason or another and sorry if this opens a few wounds.....

But here's my dad and momma this was back when I left to go vist them a few weeks ago mama's name is .........

You know....I don't actually know her current first name...... I know her last name is Del Mar cause thats dad's last name.... I guess i still don't know her by name and more by her ID Number....

E- something..... 458

Well anyways dad's name is Pablo......

Mamma always told me that I get my red from her and the blueish purple from dad

Hey anyone think they can figure out a way to get my mom's name without being too obvious I don't know her name?..... I feel kinda bad now....

Ok well back too a much lighter note .....anyone want to share pics of your parents / guardians / or just someone you care about lot about like girlfriends, boyfriends or any siblings.?

I kinda want to see if I can recognize anyone

u/Tnt_the_dark_lord — 1 day ago

Art heh

the grizzco mafia (I had no idea it existed but oh well) kidnapped one of my friends so I’m trying to draw a picture of their leader so I can get them back 🥲 (Any thoughts so far? Its isn’t finished :P)

Hello... I'm Veeno, am I using this thing right? I recently found my apartment, or at least, I'm told it's mine. I'm a bit out of it, so is there anything I need to know? This is me btw, ig

u/ChrisWrld_25 — 1 day ago

Day 10 of our vacation.

Daniel and Jimmy: Hello again, this is our daily blog of our vacation, day 10!

Daniel: First of all, I wanna thank you all for the support yesterday! 😊 I feel mostly fine now, and I expect to be fully healed by tomorrow.

Jimmy: Yall are the best! :D

Daniel: Since I wasn't *fully* healed yet, we chose for a more laid-back program.

Jimmy: We went on a boat trip near the beach! :D

Daniel: We even saw some Flipper-floppers training in the distance. They were surprisingly peaceful though.

Jimmy: That's it for today! Remember to stay hydrated, rest well, and enjoy your vacation. Oh, and don't eat too much junk food!

Daniel: Oopsie... 😅

Daniel and Jimmy: Cya on the next one!

Ooc: Yes, I actually went on a boat trip at the beach, and saw some dolphins. Very cool! Though I didn't manage to get a photo on the ones up close.

u/DaanDuckies — 1 day ago

Hope your eyes and ears have a thing for Sweets!

Gauge: "Do we really need to make a big announcement like this? Can't we just do a News Broadcast?"

Rotor: "Better Publicity this way! Anyway, Hello everyone! We 3 are an Upcoming Idol Group known as.. Hydro Press!"

Gasket: "We also run a Tech Service on 1528 splash avenue. Need an Upgrade or repair? Want us to build something for you? We're up to the task!"

Rotor: "Yeah, aside from that, we'll be doing News Broadcasts, from Stage Rotations to Splatfests and other notable events! We hope you tune in!"

Gauge: "Until next time.."

All 3: "Let the pressure blow!" They do a signature Pose before the Broadcast ends.

u/Ipwn6S101 — 1 day ago

Yo this is Baito and Kaiya! Today is the 18th August, 2026. This is day 81, Mission Log.

Mission Status: Complete.

Details: Both operatives B and K were able to retrieve the specified valuables quickly and without armed conflict.

Casualties: 0

Special Notes: Both operatives showed curiosity at the crater and showed the possibility of being deployed on more intense missions and combat situations.

Baito: So that's how the mission went, Serrac. Thought I'd file a report, since that's how these things probably go at the NSS. We found what you were looking for, and I've sent it over to your office. Let us know if there's anything else we can do for you!

Kaiya: Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Hopefully we get some money to go with our service...

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u/Mrbanana342 — 1 day ago

If you were Octarian military, watch out for your eyes.

agent O: I was at the eye doctor because i was having some vision problems, specifically. some floaters that recently developed. We discussed my prior background with the Octarians and they said it would explain my vision problems. I think they said it’s because of some of the goggles. how they are basically screens strapped to the head.

im getting a corrective surgery done next week. wish me luck!

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 — 1 day ago

Yo, this is Baito and Kaiya. Today is the 17th of August, 2026. This is day 80.

Kaiya: Bai, what in the actual **** is that?

Baito: You only just noticed? Serrac let me keep that hyper powerful HMG they've been developing. It's great, I can't wait to use it with Stone Fish.

Kaiya: There is no way they actually let you keep that.

Baito: Hell yeah they did! Don't worry, I won't use it in turf war. I don't want to get arrested or something. And I have to file a report on its status after every time I use it.

Kaiya: Can you even move while firing?

Baito: Did you see the video? I can't move, it's incredibly heavy, and packs more firepower than a crab tank...so...my perfect gun!

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u/Mrbanana342 — 2 days ago

Guess it’s my turn to introduce myself

Hey Everyone, name’s Ivory, but I also go by Suade. Take your pick. I’ve been living in Splatsville for about 3 years now but I haven’t really thought of showing myself here. But here I am now so, what’s up?

I’m someone who specializes in the electronic field of technology advancements around this place so I know the software and hardware that goes into your ink phones and tablets and what not. So… if at any point your stuff gets faulty, I wouldn’t be against fixing it for you. I guess you could call me an engineer (at least I think that’s what they’re called).

I’m also into fashion. I mostly like wearing blazers and suits and the like of that, since I see myself as a sophisticated squid. Sometimes I do let out some streetwear from time to time as well, just depends on the day.

I also use dynamo when I battle. I’m a lot stronger than I look.

Well, think that’s about it. Nice to meet you all and hope to talk again soon.

(And before you say anything, I’m not mad, I just got lazy eyes.)

u/MythicalFlame24 — 2 days ago

Day 9 of our vacation.

Jimmy: Hii there, this is day 9 of our vacation!

Daniel: Hi...

Jimmy: Dad is sick right now, so I'll do the blog for today.

Daniel: Thank you...

Jimmy: Dad has been sick ever since this morning, so I went playing with some of the friends I made at the disco, and I made dinner for us.

Daniel: Tasted good even with my sickness. 😊

Jimmy: We couldn't really do anything else, so that's it for today. Remember to stay hydrated, rest well, and enjoy your vacation.

Daniel: And don't eat from that Crust Bucket copycat food stand at the campsite... 🤢

Jimmy: Cya on the next one!

u/DaanDuckies — 3 days ago