u/DarthMcConnor42

[this is a segment on a major Inkadia news broadcast]

Announcer: Some neighbors in Inkopolis worry a squidnapper may be lurking in their city, following the disappearance of 3 adult inklings in the last month.

Announcer: Investigators into the disappearances claim that there is not a common through line, and assure wider Inkadia they are investigating thoroughly.

Announcer: Thus far no bodies have been recovered, so we can only hope they are safe wherever they are.

[end of broadcast]

If Andrew is actually in the games, you kinda have to bring along alllllllll of these people and weird things that don't really fit in the existing story.

• Jake
• Phineas Taggart
• Talbert
• Eleanor
  • Sarah (to be beautiful)
  • Delilah (1:35 am)
  • pete (step closer)
  • toby (hide and seek)
  • sam (blackbird)
  • Millie Fritzsimmons (count the ways)
• the fetch toy
  • Greg
  • Hadi
  • Cyril
  • Kimberly
• plushtrap chasers
  • Oscar
  • Issac
  • Raj
• the ball pit
  • Oswald
  • the agony yellow rabbit thing
  • Jeff's pizza

This also applies to pen testers, information brokers, or any "science gangstas" with too much equipment and not enough sense (like me a couple years ago)

Rule 1: don't fuck with the bats

This should go without saying but there's actually some more information to keep in mind. There's a Bat in the group who is a better hacker than you. No I don't care how good you are, she's better.

She watches over city infrastructure, the Bat group computer systems, and Wayne enterprises (for reasons that should be obvious if you're actually good at hacking)

Rule 2: don't fuck with Batman's rogues or any supervillains that happen to swing by.

Again, should be obvious, but seriously, don't. The snowman guy is better with security than you'd think, most of the gangs have enough money to find you, and the clown is a freaking demon or something idk.

Point is, they will find you, and it will not be fun.

Rule 3: don't fuck with Gotham city infrastructure (gcpd, Arkham asylum, Iron heights, etc)

Yes I know there's some shady shit in there, yes I know they're easy targets, but they're so badly put together that one wrong move could easily open all the cell doors. You don't wanna be responsible for someone getting out again.

This also applies to pen testers, information brokers, or any "science gangstas" with too much equipment and not enough sense (like me a couple years ago)

Rule 1: don't fuck with the bats

This should go without saying but there's actually some more information to keep in mind. Namely there's a Bat named Oracle who is a better hacker than you. No I don't care how good you are, she's better.

She watches over city infrastructure, the Bat group computer systems, and Wayne enterprises (for reasons that should be obvious if you're actually good at hacking)

Rule 2: don't fuck with Batman's rogues or any supervillains that happen to swing by.

Again, should be obvious, but seriously, don't. Mr. Freeze is better with security than you'd think, most of the gangs have enough money to find you, and Joker is a freaking demon or something idk.

Point is, they will find you, and it will not be fun.

Rule 3: don't fuck with Gotham city infrastructure (gcpd, Arkham asylum, Iron heights, etc)

Yes I know there's some shady shit in there, yes I know they're easy targets, but they're so badly put together that one wrong move could easily open all the cell doors. You don't wanna be responsible for someone getting out again.

video with Static showing off a cobbled together headset with a bunch of wires coming off of it like the brain strainer

After I got the go ahead from Serrac I started prototyping this headset that would be able to read thoughts and impulses. From there it should allow someone to control a machine with the right interface layer.

The connection is a bit slow since it has to read brainwaves from the outside.

Basically the theory goes that the classic animatronics were retrofitted with the tech for the fnaf 2 location, as stated in the voice messages.

During the first week of operations those retrofit animatronics look like the unwithered designs people have made. (Cake bear)

Then after Charlie dies and does GGGL, exposing the corpses, management quickly pivots to the toys. Quickly making the toys with salvaged parts from the classics for the internals and cheaply made plastic shells for the outside.

An addendum that I thought of while writing; Those parts they ripped out had a good chunk of the remnant, so the classics quickly wither over the course of a week into what we see during the third week of the game.

Basically the theory goes that the classic animatronics were retrofitted with the tech for the fnaf 2 location, as stated in the voice messages.

During the first week of operations those retrofit animatronics look like the unwithered designs people have made. (Cake bear)

Then after Charlie dies and does GGGL, exposing the corpses, management quickly pivots to the toys. Quickly making the toys with salvaged parts from the classics for the internals and cheaply made plastic shells for the outside.

An addendum that I thought of while writing; Those parts they ripped out had a good chunk of the remnant, so the classics quickly wither over the course of a week into what we see during the third week of the game.

https://preview.redd.it/i7h3a6s767hh1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d666148f4d11ead4bd5257e525ffa838ade74326

[the video opens up on Static reviewing some scans.]

Okay so good news, I overreacted a bit and timelines aren't branching weird or colliding. The two are both from this timeline.

Bad news, Marina somehow created a way to copy people using the memverse. Don't ask me how, I need to get her in here to help now.

[The video ends.]

[video opens on Static working on a new machine]

Hello there people, Serrac does this all the time so I figured I would too.

So recently I'm pretty sure something timeline based happened. There's two Agent 8s now.

Camera pans over to two different Agent 8s standing next to each other. Then pans back to Static.

So the dilemma is, what the hell happened? My best guess since they have all the same memories, up to a point, they're probably from different timelines.

How do we scan for that? I don't know. So I'm scanning both of them for everything I can and seeing if there's any fundamental differences we can use to determine who's from this timeline and who isn't.

[Video ends]

the octobot king flies back while blaring "fly octo fly" it lands on the open air firing range and a hatch opens up with a freshly sanitized Agent 8, CQ on her head, and the Captain.

Static climbs out to go to Serrac

Thank Cod I added that custom respawn beacon, the big guy runs like a beaut!

A couple days after the last video it's noticed that Static doesn't clock out and he's gone.

Last time he spoke to anyone was to Serrac and Evie, he said he was just going to get lunch but he looked really down and didn't come back.

His phone is found on his work desk, with the last thing that was played on it being "bomb rush blush" a single from Callie's time being brainwashed.

It looks like he broke something before he left too.

[A video of Static frantically coming back to the NSS shop after seeing Serrac and Evie's video.]

After a short argument between Serrac and Static about safty, Static puts the arm back together and gets in the cockpit. Then he closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and starts it up.

The startup sequence always starts with the three blares of a horn and then he starts laying on the backing beat, Serrac's readout shows this gets the ink flowing in the system.

Then he adds the main melody, allowing it to move around for example when it shifts octave up it can fly. The melody is a little off, not quite how Octavio would play, so it causes the mech to not move as smoothly.

When he does little flourishes in the song it activates different weapon systems, which he does manage to hit the target with.

He seems to be struggling though until suddenly the music cuts and the mech stops cold.

"Serrac, Octavio played from the heart, that's what let him pilot this so well. I'm just... Covering his song so it's jerky."

He gets an idea.

"... Fuck it."

He starts playing from the heart, it's a mix of the octarian theme and the incantation. Now it's moving fluidly.

[The video continues to show Static showing off the rest of the systems for Serrac's data.]

(I don't know what the flair for this would be so I just picked what sounded close enough.)

Basically I had a purely theoretical idea for a number that is two numbers at once, like a quantum superposition.

I was wondering if this already existed and if not what would be the use for it?

For example using calculus we know 1/0 = infinity on the positive side and negative infinity on the negative side. so it would produce they hypothetical superposition number of {infinity and negative infinity} instead of just undefined.

I know this breaks the rule of identity but would this be useful for anything?

I was working on a timeline for fnaf when I needed to solve for when the funtimes would have been built.

I figured it could not have been during/after the follow me minigames because that's way way after fnaf 1, near the end of the timeline, and it couldn't really be before because they need remnant to function.

Then it hit me. Follow me isn't the first time he had access to remnant, the parts from the withereds is what made the toys act up back in fnaf 2! And after that game they mysteriously got scrapped while the originals were just put in storage by the fazbear corporation.

Where did those parts from the withereds go? The underground bunker, where Afton turned the toys into the funtimes.